The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Salli]

Granted. Except that the floods break the walls of the sanitation plants and now your town is drowning in sewage.

I wish I could swap energy levels with my kids.

(Eviecorn, I rented some old Twilight Zone episodes today because your comment made me miss them! )

[Tux N Tails]

Granted but now you can't sit still

I wish I was a Crab

[Sarahlacewing]

"(Eviecorn, I rented some old Twilight Zone episodes today because your comment made me miss them! )"

I watched like sooo many of them on netflix.

"I wish I was a Crab"

Granted but you lost both your claws in a boating accident.

I wish my clothes magically fit me no matter how fat or thin I am.

[aellos]

They do, but they're garrish and neon.

I wish I was a pony!

[NumiTuziNeru]

Granted! You are now a small brown Shetland pony ridden by small screaming children.
Also you have the brain of a horse, because you are, in fact, a horse.

I wish I had the guts to animate stuff.

[LeighAnnApanites]

Granted, but you have to carry them around in a bucket.

I wish I was rich enough to be eccentric instead of just weird.

[aellos]

You are, but now you have to fight crime and be lonely the rest of your life!

I wish I had Rapunzel's hair!

[babyribbon]

Granted, enjoy the shampoo bills!
I wish that i get good grades on all my exams this week 

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted, now you are the helper <slave> of all your teachers helping them in their research.

I wish I found all the G1 ponies in my flea market in mint condition and cheap.

[Eluluu]

granted, but you found them just as someone else is buying them... and they say they are going to give them to their teething nose-perpetually-running toddler... who loves markers and scissors.

i wish someone would tell me they have a baity moondancer pose for a decent price already!

[HavACrumpet452]

Granted but the postman throws it onto your porch, lights it on fire, and runs away screaming and tearing off his cloths like a mad man.

I wish I could teleport wherever I needed to go

[NinaMarie]

Granted, but you now resemble Nightcrawler of the Xmen and leave smelly brimstone clouds whenever you 'port

Wish all these goodwill ponies i picked up weren't so filthy

[ponylady]

Granted...but they are so squeaky clean that they slip right out of your hands and across the room everytime to you touch them.

I wish there was a good movie on tonight.

[Salli]

Granted! But it's in Mongolian with no subtitles.

I wish I had a time machine...

[NinaMarie]

Granted but it can only move forward.

I wish I had a craft room full of awesome yarns