The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[kaoskat]

Granted but now you have no ponies!

I wish my potato rainbow would hurry up and boil!

[hyenacub]

Granted...but they explode when you take them out and your kitchen walls are permanently painted in those colors.

I wish I could buy any pony I wanted at any time.

[Sarahlacewing]

Granted but you are a broker buying for a 3rd party millionaire and don't get to keep any of them.

I wish for world peace.

[LeighAnnApanites]

Aw, man, I hate to do it, but not bad enough to not do it . . .

Granted, but world peace causes the military-industrial complex to collapse, plunging the entire world economy into chaos and creating a new dark age.

I wish I knew how to instant transmission.

[Salli]

Granted! but now that's ALL you know, so you have to relearn everything, including walking and eating.

I wish Kristen Stewart was not in this movie (Zathura).

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but now she's in your favorite TV show, and she randomly pops her head in your windows all the time.

I wish I had a robot friend.

[Sarahlacewing]

Granted but it is a pervert who takes pictures of you sleeping.

I wish nothing ever got lost in the mail.

[HavACrumpet452]

Somebody wanted me to play ponies? Ok, since I spent so much time giggling at this thread.

Well looks like nothing will ever get lost in the mail again, because the post office went bankrupt and closed.

I wish I got a paycheck without having to work another day in my life.

[Wardah]

Granted but pony eating moths eat your whole collection.

I wish my OTP would become an official couple when they actually admit in cannon they love each other instead of dancing around their damn feelings.

[hyenacub]

Agreed, but then the show is canceled directly afterward and thousands of terrible fanfictions are made about it.

I wish my eye would stop watering.

[SourdoughStomper]

Granted, but your nose starts running instead.

I wish I felt completely rested after 8 hours of sleep.

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted, but now you'll have energy to not sleep for days.

I wish my room will clean itself =P

[kiwimlp]

Granted.  Your room is spotlessly clean but only until it rains next because the roof leaks.

I wish it would stop raining

[NinaMarie]

Granted but then it starts hailing

Wish I hadn't worn out my thumb playing Mortal Kombat vs DC on the PS3 

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted, but instead your PS3 decides to retire due to over-use.

I wish for rain and floodings all the year.