The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted, but now you have a kitty invasion.

I wish there wasn't any dust in my room.

[hyenacub]

Granted.  Now it's in your hair instead.

I wish I wasn't so freaking tire.d

[Spectrum]

Granted, but now you are jittery and hyper for the rest of your life, and not able to concentrate on anything, making you lose your job.

I wish I had an Ice Crystal.

[StarDragon]

Granted. Just not the Ice Crystal you really had in mind, it has melted by the next morning.

I wish the little toy MLPs were alive!

[hyenacub]

LOL  Las Pegasus...like your avatar? 

Hmm.  Okay you got it!  but now they're plotting to take over the world and subvert us humans into slaves for their empire.

I wish my hair was temporarily removable.

[Saja]

Granted, but once you remove it, it shrinks, so when you go to re attatch it it no longer fits and you have bald patches everywhere!
I wish I could eat what ever I want without gaining weight!

[Heliodor]

"Your wish is my command! Granted, but with every bite you become smaller and smaller, to the point of vanishing inward into eternity!"

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I WISH I COULD STOP READING MLP ARENA AND GO TO BED.

[NinaMarie]

Granted, but then all your dreams involve reading Arena boards

Wish I didn't have work tomorrow

[Saja]

Granted, but you also dont have the work the day after that, or that, or that, you lost your job.
I wish school was more fun for my kids, so they actually wanted to go.

[simplysteffie]

Granted, but all of the kids are zombies so they don't know what fun is.


I wish every PINK G1 lived with me.

[Tux N Tails]

Granted but they will only stay pink for two years due to a factory error.

I wish I could go see a Queen concert

[hyenacub]

You got it.  But when they sing "Another One Bites the Dust", the entire audience spontaneously drops dead.

I wish I could freaking get to SLEEP!  Not to mention get my sleep schedule back to normal.  :grumble:

[aellos]

You sleep, but you sleep for three days missing anything you needed to do then. And your sleep schedule turns into that of a person who works 3rd shift!

Keeping up with the sleep pattern:

I wish I had gotten more than an hour of sleep last night. DX

[nuttertasha]

granted but you only got two hours and feel more tired than when you went to bed

i wish i had happy children all the time

[BlueChaos]

Granted. Your kids are happy, but it's because they found your candy stash. They are now super happy and on an unending sugar buzz.

I wish I could fly