The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Aflame]

granted but you get turned into a fly and get swatted on your first flight

i wish my cats would behave !

[NinaMarie]

Granted but now they wear fancy hats and monocles and act high society

I wish the stupid website for my work would stop being so buggy

[Crowning_Glory13]

Granted but now your phones don't work:P

And kaoskat I would totally come and play ponies with you all day...and yes I wouldnt leave:P

I wish I was a famous Ballet Dancer

[SourdoughStomper]

Granted, but the cat plays with it and makes it an awful mess and you'll have to go bald for awhile.

I wish hubby would take the bus home instead of having me pick him up.

[HavACrumpet452]

Granted but due to the economy the bus now costs $100 a trip and you now have no money to spend on ponies.

I wish my dog would stop farting

[NinaMarie]

Granted, you now can't stop farting

I wish my cockatiel was so mean and grumpy and more cuddly

[Tux N Tails]

Granted, but now it wants at least 200 cuddles a day, missing this quota results in very loud squawking for the rest of the day.

I wish I had more flavours of tea in my house to choose from :I

[ApertureScience]

Granted, but they all taste awful. 

I wish for a G4 Trixie for my collection...

[BlueChaos]

Granted, but it's a pony version of Trixie, Speed Racer's girlfriend.
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I wish I had a million bucks

[MikaylaIsSoCoolLike]

Granted, you now have a million deer running around your house.

I wish I lived closer to a book store.

[NinaMarie]

Granted but it's an Adult audio book store

Wish I could focus on my work instead of spacing out

[hyenacub]

Granted.  But now you work 24/7, and your work includes doing gross, disgusting jobs like cleaning the toilets in a frat house.

I wish....to win millions of dollars in the lottery!

[nuttertasha]

granted but its monopoly money so you cant spend it

i wish my head would stop hurting

[NinaMarie]

Granted now you have pain in your back.

I wish my crocheted hair accessories would sell and I could make some extra money

[hyenacub]

Granted, but once sold, they try to kill their new owners and suck their brains, and you get arrested.

I wish my garage was bigger.