The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Eluluu]

granted but now they have a hive mind and do everything at the same exact time... .creeepy.

i wish all of my projects turn out as cool as they look when i think about them.

*goes back to playing ponies with Kaos*

[Salli]

[aha! I get it now I am so slow. ]

[Tux N Tails]

Granted but they're all the size of a house.

I wish I had more plushies

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted, but they took over all your house.

I wish this books I have to read will read themselves (and I learning everything without having actually to read them myself)

[LeighAnnApanites]

Granted, but it works for all books you are near, and walking by a bookstore makes your head explode.

I wish I could get paid to sleep.

[True]

Granted! But your job never lets you wake up so you can't use the money.

I wish it was Halloween already!

[LeighAnnApanites]

Just for you . . . granted. But it has been unanimously boycotted world wide and all the candy factories have burned down.

I wish I could surf the net and do housework at the same time.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but now you have a dust buster and iPad surgically grafted to both of your hands.

I wish that "Call Me Maybe" song would just go away.

[nuttertasha]

granted but now it will be stuck in your head for ever

i wish i had a new house with a spare room for crafts

[wiccanpony1]

Granted-but every other room is filled with rats so you have to live in your craft room

I wish I didnt have to go to hospital on tuesday they are boring lol

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

YAY 

[NinaMarie]

Granted, the hospital is a literal circus and is so fun you never get seen by the doctor

I wish I crocheted faster so 20 pairs of earrings wouldn't seem such a chore

[True]

Granted, you now crocheted so fast you cant stop yourself

I wish Someone would fix my computer.

[Sarahlacewing]

Granted but your background is permanently set to a huge screen shot of the most unflattering picture of you that you have.

I wish my hair was longer.

[SourdoughStomper]

Granted, but it turns white.

I wish I had a sunflower garden.

[gypsyunicorn]

Granted but it is your entire back yard that is full of these sunflowers and they draw in all sorts of birds that crap all over you and your house and the birds wont go away for they dive bomb  all cats and dogs that try to chase them away from the sunflowers

I wish I had a bigger pony room for display purposes