Vending Machine!

[Winter Bones]

Judge Hog leaps out, on the hunt for unruly pant devils.

I insert a jumanji board...

[shadowdreamer]

You hear a lion rawr, then out pops out 1 elephants, 2 monkeys, and a vine plant.

I insert a mountain dew can.

[Talismarr]

A spring of fresh water shoots out of the machine to refresh you.

I insert an old junky tube tv.

[Eviecorn]

You get an octopus salad!

*inserts hopes and dreams*

[Winter Bones]

A sega dreamcast falls out, the wonder and mysticism of the late 90's contained within its silver case.

I insert a broken magic 8 ball...

[shadowdreamer]

A loud bang, and out pops a miniature  tombstone that says, " Here lies squidwards hopes and dreams" and it is covered in the blue\purple goop that is in magic 8-balls.

Puts in a shinny new drama pony lunch box.

[Eviecorn]

You get 144 Princess Rinse-and-Spits. 

*inserts a popcorn ball*

[Ionn]

A delicious smell wafts through the air & you are greeting with 42 pizzas, 6 with no crust.

I give the machine a USB cable.

[Rad]

I give the machine a USB cable.

And out pops a ridiculously old computer mouse that asks "What is a USB cable?"

I insert a happily sleeping kitty.


(This game is GREAT!)

[Pheasant]

...And out hops a sleeping owl chick.

I somehow cram myself into the vending machine... O__o

[Rad]

...... and the moon comes out up.

I stick in the robot unicorn from Robot Unicorn Attack. (I hope that hasn't been done... I haven't read the whole thread)

[Primrose]

Out pops the fluffy unicorn from Despicable Me.

I insert a bag of peanut M&m's.

[Eviecorn]

You get a bowl of Wendy's chili with a finger garnish.  Neat!

*inserts Barry Manilow's wardrobe*

[michelle53]

You get a bust of Liberace made from old hair

Insert a can of creamed corn from 1984

[Talismarr]

You get a leftover, mouldy jack-o-lantern from last year

I insert a couple of empty beer cans.