Vending Machine!

[Eviecorn]

You get Bill Dauterive.  Good luck with that.

*inserts a yard of chicken wire*

[mopthebunny]

You get a dozen eggs

*Inserts (ironically) chocolate bars*

[Eviecorn]

You get poison oak.

*Inserts eight pounds sterling*

[mul-ta]

You get a pair of Dala horses, red and blue.

I insert the Nightwish album "Once"

[Dludnerad]

you get a cute and fuzzily little duckling.

I squish a gummi worm through the coin slot.

[mopthebunny]

You get a gummi snake! (life-size of course )

*Inserts knock-off Rolex watch*

[Nohpny]

You get a real Omega watch!

-insert a bush-

[mopthebunny]

You get a giant mirror with a very ornate gold frame

*Inserts textbook*

[Eviecorn]

You get them apples.

*inserts a new oil filter*

[spottedslug]

You get a warm bowl of sticky rice.

*inserts a boxing glove*

[Dludnerad]

you get a rubber spider on a boingy string!

*puts in a fortune cookie*

[Nohpny]

You get a magic 8-ball!

-insert blind bag-

[Pheasant]

You get a bait fakie.

I insert a graphics tablet...

[rybett]

You get a package of neon construction paper, and 8 bottles of glitter glue.  Various colors, naturally.

I insert a "Dukes Of Hazzard" DVD...

[Ionn]

The machine spits out a rendition of 'Dueling Banjos' as performed by Peter Griffin. 

I insert 42 skee-ball tickets.