The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, you now have so many cupcakes that your greedy little friends eat up far to many! Have fun cleaning that up

I wish I could find some shiny silver cowboy boots!

[Jennifer2004]

Granted, however they have become stuck on your feet & you can never take them off!

I wish I had my own place (to live)!

~Jennifer

[FlitterRose]

Granted.
You have your own place to live, alright. Have fun at your new garage.

I wish... I wish somebody would finally post a long (at least 30 chapters!), interesting fanfiction for my favorite cartoon couple. But the characters won't be out of character and they won't be humanized. 

[RedWildFlower]

Granted but the last chapter is a huge cliffhanger and it's never finished because the author "passes on"

I wish I could make a living customizing ponies.

[mul-ta]

You can, but you soon lose your interest in customizing as it has become a chore.

I wish the Arena Nirvana Gallery was back up and running...

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, you now get to look at many different Kurt Cobain-ies! 

I wish...for something?

[FlitterRose]

Granted. You do recieve a something in the mail... and you don't really know what that something is.
I hope it's not a problem if the something destroyed your roof.


The weather forecast said it's gonna rain these days... I wish it rains original MLP ponies from all gens (and I mean toys, not real horses) in mint condition and not a single fakie will fall from the sky!

[Eluluu]

granted but since theyre falling from such heights they all flatten out into multicolored hairy discs of vinyl when they hit the ground, and there is a LOT of damage to cars, pedestrians, rooftops, oh, and rivers overflow and basements flood because of them fallin in the water... so congratz, you are now surrounded by vintage ponies, but every last one of them is destroyed in the process! so all you find from now on will be fakies because there ARE no true ponies left! (and civilization as we know it takes a mighty blow from the 'Pastel Plague')

I wish I could get a good deal on some custom bait nearby! not havin any luck thrifting and whatnot. =/

[wyndeboo]

granted.
but as soon as you get home with your awesome finds, your dog steals the bag off of the counter and buries them in the back yard

I wish sea ponies were real

[RedWildFlower]

Granted but they are very angry, spiteful little creatures and they bite your toes off.
(also technically they are real as in seahorses, though maybe not so squish-ably cute lol)

I wish every time i opened my fridge my favorite snack would appear.

[MikeysGrrrl]

Wish granted, however it dissapears just as quickly as it appearred, always remaining out of your grasp.

I wish I had a Throwback Pepsi.

[MidnightFireflies]

Granted! But your throwback Pepsi comes to you in a can that is rusty and faded from sitting in the sun and rain for the past 9875975 years and you can't drink it without it killing you from botulism.

I wish I had a boat.

[Sukeile]

Granted! Enjoy your tiny bark boat, it's not fit for sailing, but you could always display it.....too bad it's ugly too

I wish I could teleport all of my belongings into our new apartment so I didn't have to physically move all the heavy stuff

[CupcakeLoverXx]

Granted,but each box explodes as soon as it touches the floor.

I wish I had a Nirvana pony

[Eviecorn]

Granted ... you now have a Kurt Cobain pony.  Enjoy the flannel and artistic torture.

I wish I had a breakfast burrito.