The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Mlphammy]

Granted, but the sewing machine is cheap and breaks after 1 use.

I wish this computer didn't crash so often!

[CottonTALE]

Granted, but now everyone else's computers have crashed and you have the only working computer. You get booted from your computer because everyone wants to use it at all hours of the day.

I wish I had better eyesight.

[shadowdreamer]

Granted, but now you are colorblind.

I wish my hair was not so frizzy.

[Winter Bones]

Granted, because now you have none at all.

I wish I had my other wing back.

[CottonTALE]

Granted, but your other wing comes back as a pegasus wing and all the other changelings laugh at you and call you "Pony-ling" from now on.

I wish I didn't have to go to my cousin's wedding.

[nikit96]

Granted but you have to go to everyone elses weddings for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a cat.

[Hexi]

Granted but it's a huge tiger and you have to chop up raw meat for it or it will sit on you.

I wish it was a normal june temperature outside.

[bladed]

Granted! But in the winter and autumn it stays warm.

I wish I could fix this darn fakie's stupid hair!

[Eviecorn]

Granted - you and your fakie have switched hair.

I wish my allergies would leave me alone!

[StoryDreamer]

Granted, but your allergies are now gone because you have no nose.

I wish ponies were real.

[Domingo]

Granted! Ponies are real, unfortunately they're also freaked out by their fans and think they're really weird, so they leave the Earth and never return.

I wish I could stop being so stressed!

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted. Except you're so mellow and relaxed, that you get nothing done. Ever. Just loaf around all day, every day.

I wish my allergies would stop bothering me.

[RedWildFlower]

Granted your old allergies vanish, but new ones crop up like an allergy to the sun and an allergy to human hair.

I wish my boyfriend live in the same city as me.

[Ren-Ren]

Granted, but he hits you up for rent money every month.

Ugh, I wish I hadn't eaten those two pieces of pizza just now.

[Shining_Lyris]

Granted, but the cosmic pizza lords decide that you may never have pizza again for snubbing them.

I wish I was already finished with college...