The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Nohpny]

Granted, but you got kicked out and can never ever return. Ever.

I wish I was taller.

[Ren-Ren]

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but Ziggy sued you for plagarism.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of calling people on the telephone...

[Eviecorn]

Granted.  You now owe AT&T $4,000.

I wish I could go get a massage.

[spottedslug]

Granted.  You now owe AT&T $4,000.

I wish I could go get a massage.

Granted, you get a two hour long massage of just your right tricep.


I wish I were less shy!

[RedWildFlower]

Granted but you no longer understand boundaries or personal bubbles

I wish I had a bigger cup size.

[spottedslug]

So, no change really! 

Granted, here is your LARGE cup... of coffee!! 

I wish for a cat with better manners.

[invaderhorizongreen]

you cat has better manners but is now hyperactive times 100 !

I wish I had more chocolate.

[ponygirl74]

you cat has better manners but is now hyperactive times 100 !

I wish I had more chocolate.

Granted - but as seeing you are what you eat you turn into a big piece of chocolate
I wish I didn't get tonsillitis. 

[Jennifer2004]

Granted. You got appendicitis instead.

I wish all my student loan debts were paid off.

~Jennifer

[spottedslug]

Granted, but now you have no degree and no credits towards a degree.

I wish my tablet still worked.

[Ren-Ren]

Granted. The guy that stole your tablet fixed it up all nice.

I wish I didn't have to leave for work now...

[spottedslug]

Granted, no job for you!

I wish for a good turn out for my kids group fitness class today!

[RedWildFlower]

Granted but all the children became obscenely muscular from too much fitness.

I wish my teeth weren't so sensitive.

(btw i was so conflicted corrupting a wish that had to do with children lol)

[Jennifer2004]

Granted. I hope you like your new dentures.

I wish I had a job.

[Trinity]

Granted. But it means you must do menial work FOR ETERNITY. MWAHAHAHA!

I wish I had enough cupcakes to give to all of my friends at once.