PQOTD #6 12/22/16 What is the worst MLP toy concepts of all time?

[WaterRaven]

This thread is hilarious.

I WAS thinking the twin surprise pony was a bit much for a kid's toy, but then I saw those cupcake head monsters and those are by far the weirdest and worst idea for a pony toy ever! You can't even store a cupcake in them to carry around for later consumption, now that I could get behind. Who the heck thought: "kids love ponies AND cupcakes, lets mush them together!"

[BethMcBeth]

Ofcourse you have to kiss all the ponies!!! Geeezz... did none of you grow up with real horses?? (Totally joking I know not everyone grew up with horses in real life that why we have all these ponies right??) Thats just what you did you kissed and petted all the noses.


As for me I think the G1 Dance and Prance, I mean who didn't think that spinning tail made a better helicopter? !!!

Well if your ever stranded in the ocean.

I guess they are back up for when the Sea Ponies can't get to you in time??

[nhal039]

G3.5 so ugly

[Heart891011]

I have a pretty long list.
G1
BBEs - I find their giant eye sockets scary.
Drink N Wet - I'm not a fan of ponies in diapers and the peeing concept just makes them worse
Sweet kiss pony - the lips are just horrifying
G3
Newborn cuties and so soft - I'm not quite into this kind of thing (baby doll like ponies)
Ponyville figures with removable hair - of course it's going to get lost
Ponyville figures in human poses standing on two legs - I'm just not a fan of these
G4
Cupcake heads - they're just weird looking
Radz candy dispenser - I'm not sure if this counts, but their really weird looking
Magic scenes - I don't wanna look in a pony's flank
So soft - same as G3
Beaded hair FS and yarn hair reboot ponies - I don't like gimmicky hair styling ponies that don't have real hair

[FarDreamer]

G3.5 so ugly

This.  I pretty much just deny their existence.

[LunaMoonCustoms1212]

G3.5 so ugly

This.  I pretty much just deny their existence.

yeah same, and some people thing that G4 is not very horse-like! I know that everyone has their tastes, but to me, they ceased to look like ponies 

[Galactica]

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I agree about Sweet Kisses, a situation compounded by the disturbing story on the card for the UK set, as well as their very dodgy names.
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They are pretty ponies if you ignore the lips, or if the lips have gone, but...

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This is just scary.

I am also creeped out by the piggies.

Haha, how did I never know about these ponies????

I never liked the ballerina ponies with the molded on leotards.

I loved flutter ponies but agree with others that the design was majorly flawed. I still remember my wings broke within minutes of opening the package the first time...

The design of all G3.5 ponie with their big dragon heads and weird lil bodies...  they make great custom bait for monsters but aside from that...

[LadyMoondancer]

I can't stand G3.5 ponies.  Something about their faces awakens a visceral rage in me.

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This copy-and-pasted symbol is so bad that it reminds me of this meme:

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[Galactica]

I can't stand G3.5 ponies.  Something about their faces awakens a visceral rage in me.

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This copy-and-pasted symbol is so bad that it reminds me of this meme:

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Hah!- it took me a second- but now I have to share that one (I know some GDs hehe)

[LunaMoonCustoms1212]

I can't stand G3.5 ponies.  Something about their faces awakens a visceral rage in me.

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her eyes just look so...out of focus. How did Hasbro come up with this?

*shudders as she thinks of what g5 might look like*

[Leave a Whisper]

I can't stand G3.5 ponies.  Something about their faces awakens a visceral rage in me.

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This copy-and-pasted symbol is so bad that it reminds me of this meme:

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On the flipside, the Breezies would have looked better with that face.

[LunaMoonCustoms1212]

I can't stand G3.5 ponies.  Something about their faces awakens a visceral rage in me.

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This copy-and-pasted symbol is so bad that it reminds me of this meme:

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On the flipside, the Breezies would have looked better with that face.

the g3 breezies, or the g4 ones?

[Leave a Whisper]

G3 Breezies. They have...weird faces, which is the only thing preventing us from collecting them. G3.5 faces would actually normalize them. Especially around the eyes, they have bags like they haven't slept in weeks.

[LunaMoonCustoms1212]

G3 Breezies. They have...weird faces, which is the only thing preventing us from collecting them. G3.5 faces would actually normalize them. Especially around the eyes, they have bags like they haven't slept in weeks.

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wow, these are creepy *shudder*

Whats wrong with their necks lol 

[Leave a Whisper]

Its a shame, there's a few I'd love to have like Zippy Zinnia, Meadow Moon, Azalea Bloom and Lady Slipper. They'd be really cute if it wasn't for that face sculpt. They could pal around with my Flutters and Winger. Interestingly my boyfriend who tolerates and feeds our pony collection thinks they're really cool.