Vending Machine!

[invaderhorizongreen]

out pops one dozen scotch eggs

*inserts a sailor moon pin*

[rybett]

Out pops a marble elf and a dog who speaks Chinese. 

I insert the small pile of fur I just combed off my white kitty... 

[sd_dreamcrystal]

Out comes a white kitty plush

*inserts her headache somehow*

[Winter Bones]

...and the Kool Aid man bursts forth! OOOOH YEEEEEAAAH!

I insert a Drew Carey bobblehead...

[Eviecorn]

You get a Quasimodo Happy Meal!

*inserts a rainbow*

[mlp4me]

You get a leprechaun, and he's just licked the blarney stone... (you get the picture.)

Insert a computer printer...

[Eviecorn]

You get free HBO for three months.  Just don't tell anyone.

*inserts a gazelle*

[Cadence]

You get the latest issue of the Arctic Gazette!

*inserts a lightbulb*

[Little_Bird_Sorrel]

You get free electricity!

*Inserts half a glass of milk*

[Enolaalone]

You get a huge tub of icecream!

*inserts my annoyingly cheerful co-worker*

[sd_dreamcrystal]

You get Pinkie Pie (The FiM one)

*inserts a bead*

[Cadence]

You get a crystal necklace to wear in a pumpkin carriage!
(Hey, maybe that bead was actually a pumpkin seed )

*throws in a pelican*

[mlp4me]

You get a lottery ticket (sorry not a winner).

Inserts a Flintstones push-up (yummy orange flavored one) and some drool.

[Eviecorn]

You get a Pez dispenser with a butt on top.

*inserts a human arm*

[Tiffymh1fan]

You get a Ben & Jerry chunky Monkey Ice Cream with a spoon- human arm got stuck in machine

Im inserting a package of baby wipes to clean up the human arm stuck in there.... ekkk