Vending Machine!

[Winter Bones]

A battered tin robot emerges, its two wheels whirring as it rolls about the room. OBJECTIVE: FIND KITTEN, it says.

I insert a five year old Sansa MP3 player complete with outdated RockBox firmware.

[mlp4me]

You get a box of wire hangers.

Inserts some sun chips

[rybett]

You get tickets for 2 for a 3 week cruise.

I insert a bottle of Elmer's school glue...

[Cadence]

You get a miniature elephant!

I throw in some RITZ crackers...

[Eviecorn]

You get a goat who speaks Portuguese.

*inserts high-efficiency laundry detergent*

[Winter Bones]

The vending machine spits out a blurry photo of a strange creature. It looks like a cross between a seal and a lime. The missing link?

I insert a pair of cheeseleg-friendly boxing gloves...

[Jennifer2004]

Out hops a singing frog! He only knows one song...

*inserts some bubble wrap*

~Jennifer

[Ionn]

The machine dispenses a spork, a single size 17 pennyloafer, 3 fruit flies & a fortune cookie whose slip is imprinted with the definition of 'Noodle Implements'.

I insert a bunch of silk violets.

[mlp4me]

Get an unmarked gravestone. Creepy, eh?

Insert one walkie talkie....

[invaderhorizongreen]

out pops a surround sound system

*inserts phantom of the opera soundtrack*

[mlp4me]

You get a half face mask covered in glitter and slime (green gross slimy slime).

Inserts pair of tube socks...

[Eviecorn]

You get a worm wearing a sombrero!

*inserts "Frampton Comes Alive"*

[Winter Bones]

You get a twittering machine. Careful, it bites!

I insert the man your man could smell like.

[LightingElectricDream]

I insert the man your man could smell like.

Wet Dog.

Insert Coin and get a "lady gaga?!"

[sd_dreamcrystal]

Well apparently you got Lady Gage so can't say what you got

I insert half of a hard boiled egg