The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Sukeile]

Your wish is my command! Your Valentines dessert does not turn into a disaster....nor is it good or even memorable. It simply exists - nothing more, nothing less.
Well, that was anticlimactic.

I wish I could live in my dream house completely for free without ever having to pay rent or taxes

[Sqoozh]

Granted - you now live in your Dream House! But it's not just a house; it's a Castle!
In fact, it's the MLP Dream Castle from 1983. You live in it because you are a toy pony. You have no soul and your original owner didn't take care of you very well, and if you ever get out of this attic you might be lucky enough to be found and used as bait. But you may just be thrown out.

I wish I had time to cook more often.

[Charmer]

Granted, you cook to your hearts content, but no one will eat your food and you end up having to throw most of it in the bin!

I wish I could hurry up and get to over 1000 autographs!

[mul-ta]

Granted! Your entire collection transforms into 1001 autographs by my grandma. Ever heard about her? She's a farmer-landowner's wife from Western Finland. Cool, eh?

I wish I could take ballet lessons more often.

[berylliumpone]

Granted--But your instructor has turned into a pony...She (or he) falls over whenever she tries to stand on two legs, and can't show you any steps.

I wish I could get better at customizing ponies.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted. But you start drawing,sculpting and doodling on every flat surface around you. You house walls, kitchen counters, even the car (or truck) isn't safe.

I wish my left shoulder would stop hurting me. Feels like someone is digging a rusty screwdriver in there.

[Charmer]

Granted. Now your right shoulder is hurting you instead.

I wish my fave tv shows didn't ever end and could go on forever and ever.

[Sukeile]

Granted! But there are so many shows you now have to keep up with that you don't have time for anything else in your life.
And unfortunately your own time on this earth does not go on forever, and the day before you die all of the shows have major cliffhangers that you never get to see the resolution to! Arrgh!

I wish my body was invulnerable inside and out, so that I never have any headaches or get hurt in clumsy accidents =P

[berylliumpone]

Granted--but scientists have found out about your miraculous condition and you spend the rest of your life being tested in labs.

I wish that I wouldn't space out so much.

[MidnightFireflies]

GRANTED!!!!! But now you pay SO MUCH attention to the things going on around you that you can count how many eyelashes a person has when they are talking to you...

I wish I knew if I was going to be living in my current living arrangement for the next year instead of constantly worrying if I'll have to move...

[Charmer]

Granted. You find out you have to move out so you aren't worrying about it anymore but since you haven't looked anywhere else you have move in with someone you really hate and they make you do all the chore for rent and you're sleeping on the floor!

I wish money didn't exist anymore as I can never afford to pay bills!

[berylliumpone]

Granted--now it's a trade system. Unfortunately, you don't seem to have anything that anyone wants!

I wish that my wooden-doll-poser-thing ( http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/flippo/flippo0803/flippo080300073/2697952-a-artist-wooden-poser-on-a-white-background-walking.jpg)
was more flexible and realistic.

[Sukeile]

Granted--now it's a trade system. Unfortunately, you don't seem to have anything that anyone wants!

I wish that my wooden-doll-poser-thing ( http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/flippo/flippo0803/flippo080300073/2697952-a-artist-wooden-poser-on-a-white-background-walking.jpg)
was more flexible and realistic.

Granted, it can move with ease into any position, and it is SO realistic that people actually think it is a tiny tiny human being that you are keeping as a slave and frocing to do different poses for your own enjoyment.
The world is outraged and you are imprisoned for life.
On the bright side, the doll becomes a famous fashion model and rich beyond belief.....You'd think it'd bail you out, but since it's not actually alive it does not.


I wish I could paint with amazing speed and skill, anything I like at any time.

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted. You paint amazing paintings of whatever you want, whenever you want, but not whyever you want. You work in a factory, all of your paintings are sold immediately and you have no choice where they go.

I wish the TV would stop playing dating adverts, maybe I want to be single!

[Sqoozh]

Granted, but the TV execs have to replace all that ad space with SOMETHING...so they fill it with wedding planner adverts. <3

I wish I could afford more than two or three ponies per month.