The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[mul-ta]

Granted, you are now the brightest mind on the planet. So bright in fact that you have as much in common with the rest of humankind as the humankind with protozoa. Enjoy the isolation.

I wish I could earn a living as a comic artist.

[wizzer218]

GRANTED....but everytime you finish one page and start on another the last page vanishes.

I wish I had all the nirvana ponies known to man!...hehe

[HavACrumpet452]

Oh you do except they're all melted together in a pile

I wish I didn't have to work another day in my life

[mlp4me]

Congratulations! You've just received your first Social Security check. :o) Looks like smooth sailing and couch potatoing from this point on... However after all those deductions you've got enough to buy a gallon of gas and taco at taco bell.

I wish it would stop snowing...

[Charmer]

Granted, it starts raining now and doesn't stop. You end up getting flooded and have to move out of your house.

I wish I could speak any launguage known to man.

[Aednatia]

Granted you now speak any language known to man, everyone in the world is now deaf and uses sign language.

I wish I could read any language

[HavACrumpet452]

Granted, you can read any language, but you've now got a type of schitzophrenia that makes you think everybody is against you and all you read are evil things telling you stuff such as go stab yourself and that you you're worthless. What a horrible thing!

I wish I had the ability to heal everything I touch

[Sandra]

Granted, but everything you heal is healed only temporarily and dies the following week.

I wish I could have a hot chocolate right now.

[mlp4me]

You got yourself some hot chocolate mmm, it smells chocolately delicious. Unfortunately it's just too hot and you didn't realize it with all those marshmallows on top and you've seared away every taste bud on your tongue. You can't taste food for the next week and a half...

I wish that money grew on trees so I didn't have to work so much!

[Sukeile]

Granted, All the trees and  plants on earth have now magically grow paper bill leaves and coin fruits!
At first everyone goes crazy trying to harvest it all, until they realize that with such an unlimited supply, money is now pretty useless.
Instead people start trading green leaves or flowers, since there are so few left they have become very valuable.
So few are they in fact that there is barely enough oxygen to keep us alive.
The entire population feel dizzy and tired and just slump down on the ground not able to do anything....so you don't have to work after all

I wish I was a master chef!

[Mlphammy]

Granted- now the only thing you know how to do is cook.

I wish I had a new laptop!

[CottonTALE]

Granted - Your new laptop is only new on the outside, the rest on the inside is still your old laptop.

I wish I could trade off my G1, G3 and G3.5 Ponies for G4 ponies

[Gothic_Redemption]

The whole collection is forcibly traded off for two baity Pinkie Pies.

I wish I had a mermaid BJD, with a good faceup and was indestructible.

[Charmer]

Granted, but it's evil and possesed and tries to suck out your brains...if only it wasn't indestructable!

I wish I was able to invent something really usefull for mankind which had not been thought of before.

[NinaMarie]

Granted! You invent the most amazing useful invetion and everyone loves it and buys it! Too bad it leads to the downfall of "western" societys by making them the laziest blobs incapable of doing anything without your new invention.

I wish my contacts were not bothering my eyes right now.