The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Charmer]

Granted, but there is a mistake and it's actually a real monster you now have and before you can send it back it eats you for dinner!

I wish it wasn't quite so cold in here right now.

[Flutterwonder13]

Granted, it's now so hot all your ponies melt!

I wish my teachers would just put up the results from finals.

[roselalonde]

Granted, but your teachers post them all on Facebook and then make fun of you.

I wish I had some Popeye's chicken right now.

[Sukeile]

Granted, Literally!
You now have a chicken that gets amazingly strong from eating spinach!
Unfortunately he's also super mean and beats you and everyone else up if they try to get too close.

He also smokes a pipe.


I wish all my boring old clothes would transform so that they look new and beautiful!

[Charmer]

Granted, but you're working as a night time toilet cleaner for almost no money and you never get to see where any of the "magic" happens at all.

I wish I could act better than I can on film.

[NinaMarie]

Granted, you are the most talented actor alive! So famous and so many movie and show offers! Sadly you get into the "party" lifestyle of late night parties, booze, and drugs. Your promising career is cut short due to an overdose.

I wish I had a tasty snack right now

[Flutterwonder13]

Granted, but that's the only thing you'll eat this week.

I wish I could stop being so anxious.

[gustystarr]

Granted but now you never worry so you become so carefree no one can count on you.

 I wish I had a nicer turntable.

[NinaMarie]

Granted! You got a brand new turntable delivered to your door! Oh wait it's one of those lazy susan tabletop turning things. Darn what a mixup.

I wish I had a better place to display my ponies

[Sukeile]

Granted, I'm giving you a beautiful brand new pony room!
Unfortunately for you, it's located in my home so you have to send all of your ponies to me and can only come and visit them by flying to Sweden =P

I wish I had the power of teleportation, so I could travel anywhere for free!

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but it has to take you through the sewer system to get there.  Enjoy your poop bath. 

I wish he'd text me back something good!

[Domingo]

Granted! His next text literally reads "something good". *gets pelted with eggs and tomatoes*

I wish I passed all my college courses with perfect scores! (This one just screams to be corrupted  )

[Flutterwonder13]

Granted, but your major has been changed so you receive a degree in the most ridiculously useless area you can think of.

I wish summer was here.

[Sukeile]

Granted! Because of Global warming, summer arrives early!
Unfortunately too fast for any of the plant life to actually catch up so crops across the world wilt instantly.
There's food shortage as well as some random floods from all those melting glaciers...on the plus side though, you get to see a polar bear swim by

I wish I had some sort of musical talent!

[Charmer]

Granted, you are now one of the worlds best armpit farters and can play almost any tune you desire.

I wish I was the most intellegent person on Earth!