The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Gothic_Redemption]

Poof! It no longer hurts because you have contracted leprosy and your nerve cells in your neck are dying. Soon it will reach your spinal cord.

I wish someone would contact me about my Wanted thread.

[melipuffles]

Poof! It no longer hurts because you have contracted leprosy and your nerve cells in your neck are dying. Soon it will reach your spinal cord.

I wish someone would contact me about my Wanted thread.

Granted! But they're only contacting you to let you know they've got what you're looking for, but aren't selling it, and just want to rub it in.

I wish I had a muffin!

[Mkia]

Granted, but the muffin is made of nuts and bolts.

I wish I had a zebra.

[kaninchen]

granted.
your neck doesn't hurt. but you appear to have come down with chicken pox.


...i wish the beach had less sand.

[Sunshine]

Granted! The beach now has less sand, but the sand that -was- there is now in your backyard, your car, your house, etc.

I wish I was better at making custom ponies!

[Mkia]

Granted, but now no one in the world wants custom ponies so you have no ne to make them for.

I wish I had some chips.

[foalpatrol]

Here are some chips!  Go on, take one... not only have they been sitting under my bed for five years, they are also smothered with the world's hottest chilli sauce. 

I wish I could play the cello like a pro.

[Trinity]

Granted. But the world's supply of cellos have run out, and no one remembers how to make them.

I wish for a lucky cricket in a cage.

[Sukeile]

Granted, but the Cricket only brings luck to itself and not to you, with means eventually he gets a lucky break and escapes to freedom, leaving you alone with an empty cage

I wish I could finish all my work and obligations really quickly and effectively

[melipuffles]

Granted, but the Cricket only brings luck to itself and not to you, with means eventually he gets a lucky break and escapes to freedom, leaving you alone with an empty cage

I wish I could finish all my work and obligations really quickly and effectively

Granted! But you finish everything too quickly, have nothing left to do, and feel unfulfilled with your life.

I wish I had a pony...with saddlebags full of money!

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but he's stingy and insists on going dutch.

I wish my tooth was fixed.

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, but your entire bottom jaw falls out.

I wish Justin Bieber fans would stop over-reacting at the littlest things.

[melipuffles]

Granted, but your entire bottom jaw falls out.

I wish Justin Bieber fans would stop over-reacting at the littlest things.

Granted, but you have to listen to nothing but Justin Bieber albums for the rest of your life.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds and be back to my normal weight!

[Flutterwonder13]

Granted, someone has hacked off your leg. That's an easy ten pounds! 

I wish I didn't have to take finals.

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, you now have to go to school for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Danny Worsnop to cuddle up to in bed. (I also wish my 'I' key wasn't so sticky)