The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, you have hundreds of wish ideas. But you can only say one wish at a time! Your life is now dedicated to granting wishes so you can wish more!

I wish my school wasn't so uptight about hair and uniform. I'm bored of natural colours!

[Charmer]

Granted, now you're school has no uniform at all and  you have to go around naked all day. But hey, never mind, at least you can now style your hair how you want to.

I wish I could watch every movie ever made.

[CottonTALE]

Granted, now that you have seen every single movie ever created... you can't stop talking about them and become a walking-talking spoiler alert.

I wish my landlady wasn't so mean.

[Suineder]

Granted, but now your employer is mean and fires you. You can't pay rent to your nice landlady.

I wish I had the skill to perform the music in my head.

[Charmer]

Granted, you have the skill to perform but you don't have any instruments to perform on so noone actually knows how skillful you really are!

I wish my job would pay me more money!

[MistInTheWind]

Granted...but it's all in pennies.
I wish I didn't have to run in P.E. anymore.

[TrixieStix]

Granted, you don't have to run in P.E. anymore. Now you have to do the bunny hop in a chain with your P.E. classmates all around the school, with those you wouldn't usually converse or hang out with in front and behind you in the line.

I wish I could breed unicorns in real life.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted. But there out for blood and highly aggressive, not the cute hearts/rainbows type.
I wish it would rain more.

[Domingo]

Granted! You didn't specify how much more did you want it to rain, though, so now you've brought upon a huge world-destroying flood. Hope you have a big boat handy.

I wish it would snow in the Caribbean!

[Cool.Breeze]

Granted, but it's actually just ash from global nuclear fallout, and all that will be left on earth will be cockroaches and IBM keyboards.

I wish every toy I touched turned mint condition in it's box or with the tags!

[Crowning_Glory13]

Granted but as soon as you touch them they go to other collectors.

I wish that I could be a voice actress on My Little Pony:)

[Sukeile]

Granted, but it is for a new character that nobody likes at all.
You get hate mail from strangers and get accused of "ruining the show" just for giving the character a voice.

I wish I had the worlds most delicious milkshake right in front of me right now!

[silverdragon54]

Granted, but it's behind glass and flanked by armed guards so you can't drink it.

I wish the packages that I'm waiting for would hurry up and get here!

[MistInTheWind]

Granted, they get to you fast, but it's by parachute. You'll have to deal with the packages that are tangled up in a tree before you can open them.

I wish that there would be another season of Firefly or CSI:Miami.

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, there's a new season of both. But when you sit down to watch them you realise the actors have been switched from one show to the other. It involves lots of awkward cross dressing and an even more awkward response from you.

I wish I would stop dreaming about getting stuff that either doesn't exist or costs too much for me to buy in real life.