Fun(ny) non-collector pony descriptions

[NoPonySpecial]

Can't believe no one's yet mentioned: "One is a cat." :3

[Seachanger]

My niece said that G1s are fat neck ponies. That's how she can tell them apart from other generations. Now I can't unsee it!

[DalaPony]

Can't believe no one's yet mentioned: "One is a cat." :3

Yes, I think that was my favourite one ever! 

[Marigold]

Can't believe no one's yet mentioned: "One is a cat." :3

if you hadn't already...I was going to.

[princessluna11706]

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That actually made me gasp out loud! (then laugh hehe) 
I had a few BBEs as a kid, and when in good condition I actually like them, but yeah.. not when they look like that! hehe

That BBE Baby Gusty actually reminds me of one I had in my childhood herd-a friend gave me a bunch of ponies when I was a kid and she had a mohawk just like that one (and also no tail.)  I've since upgraded her and traded or sold her away years ago, but that really reminded me of the one I used to have!

I think I probably get as many giggles out of some of these descriptions as people get giggles from me when I use "pony-lingo" in real life

So true!  When I use appropriate pony lingo around non collectors I def get stares

[LittleSpiffy]

I think I probably get as many giggles out of some of these descriptions as people get giggles from me when I use "pony-lingo" in real life

It's actually awfully hard to talk about ponies in layman's terms nowadays. 

I just when every single pony is listed as "rare HTF".

*edit to fix smiley code

LOL, I tend to do that with my listings...sometimes I just have so much extra room in that title box! 

[Rachel-Eyes]

Can't forget "squeaky butts" or "Princess Rinse n Spits" either.

[Sparkle Pony]

Can't forget "squeaky butts" or "Princess Rinse n Spits" either.

I thought Squeaky Butts WAS the collector term for it!

[Galactica]

Can't believe no one's yet mentioned: "One is a cat." :3

if you hadn't already...I was going to.

Hmm, I don't remember this one ?

The description "sock fetish ponies" is actually pretty funny since they obviously picked it up from the pony community descriptions 

I do think it's funny when someone claims some poor beat-up Glory with vinyl deterioration and hair cuts is "near mint vintage rare!!"

[mlp_loving]

I have my own silly nicknames for some ponies. I call BBEs "Satan Babies" or "Devil babies." (No offense to any BBE fans out there.)

Hahaha I can totally see that!  They're kinda terrifying. I don't care for them at all and I don't think I'll ever add any to my collection, lol.

[UrocyonFox]

That BBE Baby Gusty actually reminds me of one I had in my childhood herd-a friend gave me a bunch of ponies when I was a kid and she had a mohawk just like that one (and also no tail.)  I've since upgraded her and traded or sold her away years ago, but that really reminded me of the one I used to have!

:O Was said Gusty missing both or one eye as well? He came to me without a tail (I consider him the leader of my darker BBE group) He now has a tail I've given him and originally had no eyes but I found an eye in one of my bait boxes and I was never sure if it was his or not but I got it to fit in recently.