Vending Machine!

[Bekuno]

You get a dragon scale! Time to go explore DragonLand with Emmy and Max.

I shove a 1950's greaser into the vending machine.

[SparklersOasis]

You get an oil slick!

I stuff in some fluffy yarn

[LordBlumiere]

An extremely fluffy unicorn jumps out and proceeds to nuzzle you.

*puts in an old t-shirt*

[Eviecorn]

You get Yakko Warner and some innuendo.

*inserts a paper bag*

[mlp4me]

You get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Inserts some salt...

[SourdoughStomper]

You get a carton of McDonald's French fries, complete with its own salt mine. (There's one underneath every McD's, y'know.)

*inserts snow ball*

[Eviecorn]

You get a SPREAD GUN!  Time to kick butt!

*inserts a fire flower*

[LordBlumiere]

You get an extremely confused Mario!

*inserts a bait pony*

[mlp4me]

You get a half drank bottle of Gatorade.

Inserts a Battleship game...

[Winter Bones]

The vending machine rattles, shakes, and spits out a cloud of mist. When it clears, you spy a sphinx cat wearing a life jacket. It shakes itself off, flops on the floor, and washes behind its wrinkly ears.

*Inserts one of Shakespeare's much lesser known works, First Folio 2: Electric Boogaloo*

[Dludnerad]

You get a DVD of 'Shakespeare in Love', and a can of spraypaint.

I put in a really long wooly scarf.

[Eviecorn]

You get a baked potato with a napkin baked into it somehow.  Gross.

*inserts a switchblade comb*

[SourdoughStomper]

You get one of these: visitors can't see pics , please register or login


*inserts Garfield*

[mlp4me]

You get a pan of lasagna (of course).

Inserts an old school Nintendo...

[Eviecorn]

You get a Power Glove.  It's so bad.

*inserts a phone receiver*