Funny sale ads from non-collectors

[mul-ta]

"My Pretty Pony Unicorn 'Melody' " - at least they got Medley's name almost right.

[Icecrystalline]

Hahahahahaha. Definitely drunk. What a freakin' legend!

[Stiletto]

Does anyone have the link to the "Sad blue pony" one? It was one of the wingers, can't remember which. The listing was for $15,000 I think, but his description was hilarious. This guy had to be drunk as a skunk when he wrote it. I cried from laughing when I read it.
I'll have to see if I can find the link somewhere.

FOUND IT!

I remember that one!!!!!  I was laughing my head oFF ALL NIGHT!!!   

Did any of you make an offer for her?!?  I almost did.....

I remember seeing that ad!  I actually did make a reasonable offer on the pony and of course of was turned down.  I couldn't figure if it was just a random dude looking for a good laugh or a collector just doing some trolling .... the description did make me laugh though,

[silverskimmer]

I wish I knew how to do screenshots *admits to being thick as a brick when it comes to computers...* but I laughed out loud when I read this description on our local auction site:

My Little Pony - ponys

7 used ponys /unicorns & a head
will need a wash & brushed hair

My husband and I shared a few inappropriate jokes over that one!

I remember this auction! I almost wanted to get them, but...That head

[himmie]

Here's a nice description...

neet look in fugure 3-4 tall .

That is all.

[Jinxxy]

Here's a nice description...

neet look in fugure 3-4 tall .

That is all.

Oh! I know EXACTLY what pony that is

[Rika_of_Thunder]

"My Pretty Pony Unicorn 'Melody' " - at least they got Medley's name almost right.

Definitely a unicorn alright. Yup.

[Tiffoes]

Does anyone have the link to the "Sad blue pony" one? It was one of the wingers, can't remember which. The listing was for $15,000 I think, but his description was hilarious. This guy had to be drunk as a skunk when he wrote it. I cried from laughing when I read it.
I'll have to see if I can find the link somewhere.

FOUND IT!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sad-depressed-lonely-Blue-MLP-Winged-Pony-broken-home-needs-lots-o-luv-/321064700837?_trksid=p2045573.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D146%26meid%3D5557069023101049558%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D1079%26rk%3D4%26sd%3D281054868898%26

Absolutely hilarious.
I'd almost want to own her, haha

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Fun idea for a thread by the way!

[pixieponies]

Here's a nice description...

neet look in fugure 3-4 tall .

That is all.

Oh! I know EXACTLY what pony that is

what site is this one on?

[Cadence]

Just saw a sparkly/translucent G4 Wysteria listed as an "action figure"...

[Marigold]

That "cat", who is she?  I thought she was a newborn but it doesn't look right to me.

never-mind, she's a teeny tiny cat, I mean pony.

[StoryDreamer]

From the sad blue pony post..

All of a sudden he had crazy anime eyes (No one had anime eyes in the

90s, anime wasn't even real yet, srsly) and he started crying as he put the pretty pony in a burlap sack.

Pony: "noOOOOOOOOO, this is not good, i am in bag now"

I am dying. 

She doesn't ahve to go home, but she can't stay here. My girlfiend might get jealous and kick me out, steal my house and take the kids. I dont eve have kids, but I dont want her to take them, because then i'll have negative kids, and i'll have to have some just to break even, so lets just not go there. my grlfriend hits me :/

This reminds me of when I was selling some crappy Kenny Rogers movies on DVD, so I wrote this long rambling story about his chicken on Ebay. I got like 10.00 for those DVDs too. Haha. Crazy pays sometimes.

she really needs to comb her hair tho, for real. i mean shhhhhhh, get it 2gether pny, pls. everyones staring so take care of ursefl.

 

[Eldarwen]

I found a real bargain! You can buy this fakie just for 40 euros on a Finnish auction site. http://kuvat2.huuto.net/2/62/6cf4851d79ec0f436fd67cf0c9dda-orig.jpg That's around $50.

It just keeps getting relisted but the price stays the same.

[StoryDreamer]

I found a real bargain! You can buy this fakie just for 40 euros on a Finnish auction site. http://kuvat2.huuto.net/2/62/6cf4851d79ec0f436fd67cf0c9dda-orig.jpg That's around $50.

It just keeps getting relisted but the price stays the same.

OMG SHE HAS A SADDLE, SHE'S RARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HTF OMG.

LOL.

[Carrehz]

Does anyone have the link to the "Sad blue pony" one? It was one of the wingers, can't remember which. The listing was for $15,000 I think, but his description was hilarious. This guy had to be drunk as a skunk when he wrote it. I cried from laughing when I read it.
I'll have to see if I can find the link somewhere.

FOUND IT!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sad-depressed-lonely-Blue-MLP-Winged-Pony-broken-home-needs-lots-o-luv-/321064700837?_trksid=p2045573.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D146%26meid%3D5557069023101049558%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D1079%26rk%3D4%26sd%3D281054868898%26

I laughed so much I cried, thanks for sharing! Some people are so crazy