The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[gustystarr]

granted now you can afford all the ponies in the world so you buy them all! But because you have soo many and not enough room for them all you soon get sick of them. So sick of them you hate them and burn them all in one huge pony bonfire just to get rid of them all.

   I wish I hadn't broke my wrist one handed typing sucks .

[MidnightFireflies]

GRANTED!!!!!!!!!!! You broke your back instead. You are now a paraplegic for life.

I wish I could slap my "Landlord's" son for being a 21 year old SELF-INDUCED(he could change if he wanted to, he's just lazy) social retard. (note: "retard" is being used as the definition states-as one who is hindered. Not meant to be slang)

[Sukeile]

Granted! You can slap him all you want!
You should have wished that there would be no consequences for slapping him though, but since you didn't; you get evicted.


I wish I get a pretty custom made pony for my birthday!

[NinaMarie]

Granted! Someone has made you your dream custom for your birthday! Too bad it gets lost in the mail..

I wish work would go by fast today.

[Charmer]

Granted, as soon as you get into work your boss fires you due to staff cuts. Now you can go home within 5 mins!

I wish I could win an Academy Award (Oscar)!

[gustystarr]

granted but it's for something so humiltating you regret the public going crazy for it.

  I wish it was spring already ( I'm not sure if someones said that)

[Charmer]

Granted. But it's only Spring for one day and then we have a really hot summer where your air conditioning breaks and you spend the next 6 months turning bright red wishing if was cooler.

I wish I had wings!

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted, you have wings, I hope you're only a few grams heavy because those little fly wings can't carry too much.

I wish my phone would actually act smart! Smart phone my bum!

[Eviecorn]

Granted.  It aced the ACT and graduated magma cum laude from MIT.  Now it's a smug little so-and-so and you don't like him as much as you used to.

I wish my heartburn was gone ...

[Charmer]

Granted. But the ache moves to your head and you have a migraine for the rest of the week missing vital appointments!

I wish I was more tidy!

[Sukeile]

Granted, you now have severe OCD!
You can not rest unless everything around you is spotless and perfectly organized.
It's impossible to go anywhere since no other place than your own home can fulfill this requirement, and if you have guests and they move anything, forget to use a coaster or touch something it causes you crippling panic attacks.

I wish I could skip forward a month and be done with everything I was supposed to be done with by then.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but because you skipped forward in time, the tides changed and now California is under water and Maine is an island.  Way to go!

I wish my broccoli casserole turned out better.

[SourdoughStomper]

Granted, but your relatives showed up just now and helped themselves to the whole thing.

I wish I had a steak dinner.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but the magical wish-granting powers that be mistook your request as a "stake" dinner, and now you have a giant block of wood.

I wish for world peace. 

[Domingo]

Granted! But then all the armies of the world are out of a job, and are so ticked-off that they hunt you down and kill you in revenge. Sorry about that.

I wish I had ideas for what to wish!