The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but then you get cocky, losing all your friends in the process.  When the crochet bubble busts, you're drinking a 40 on a doorstep.

Too dark? 

I wish my dog's breath didn't smell like pirate butt.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

There's something you won't on air freshners. Odor of pirate arse. Sorry, had to.

Granted, now your dogs breathe smells like week old fish.

Wish my left arm wasn't asleep.

[NinaMarie]

Granted! Your left arm is now sentient and obsessed with touching your body causing some awkward public moments. 

I wish my feet were prettier and not so cracked and dry on the bottom

[MidnightVelvet]

Granted but, your toenails are now each 1 foot long and yellow

I wish I had all the boy ponies!

[Mkia]

Granted! But now you have no girl ponies to accompany them.

I wish for world peace xP

[Pheasant]

Granted, but then the world ends the next day.

I wish I lived in Middle-Earth. (Tolkien's universe.)

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but no one told you Middle Earth smells like hot garbage all year round.

I wish I had more cupcakes.

[Mkia]

Granted, but all the cupcakes you have are made of doggie poop.

I wish there was a guinea pig emoticon on the Arena.

[Jinxxy]

Granted, but the only thing it can do is puke over and over.

I wish I didn't have girly cramps so bad right now

[Mkia]

Granted, but now you are a boy.

I wish I had some black bean soup.

[Hexi]

Granted it looks delicious but it has the consistancy and taste of tar.

I wish pictures moved like in harry potter.

[Sukeile]

Granted, but they are all really shy and hide whenever anyone tries to view them.....no more art in the whole world, it's all whimpering just outside the frame.

I wish I knew how to make pony plushies of excellent quality!

[Domingo]

Granted! But you mysteriously vanish into another dimension before you can reveal your method to the world, and crappy plushies become the norm forever.

I wish it was December already!

[Hexi]

Granted, but there is no christmas, hannuka or any other kinds of festive holiday.

I wish donuts had 0 calories

[minty-fan]

Granted,but the donuts will be hard to find.
I wish to get a lindt chocolate ball.