The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Jinxxy]

Granted! Your new job is incredible! But it also houses a large number of animals that you're deathly allergic to!

I wish I could say "No" to this box of cookies....

[Domingo]

Granted, you do! However the box is possessed and won't take no for an answer, so it forces itself down your throat.

I wish everything I did was always the right thing no matter what!

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but now the rights are all wrong.  Down is up, black is white, cats are dogs, the band Train is now good ... you know. 

I wish I had my best friend here.

[Jinxxy]

You have your best friend here, but the gamemaker got confused and thought that by here you meant HERE, so she's staying with me. Odd because I don't know her... >.>

I wish All of my ponies were in super mint condition!

[Charmer]

Granted, but someone hears how great your ponies look and they get stolen while you're out.

I wish I didn't get scared of anything!

[SilkSpun]

Granted! You no longer fear death and have no sense of self preservation. You fall into the Grand Canyon on day 2.

I wish I could turn into any animal I wanted!

[Sukeile]

Granted, but you not only change your form but also your mind, after turning yourself into a bird to fly you instantly forget ever being human and instead focus on the juicy worm you just found in the mud.

I wish i could afford to move into a nice house.

[xdartfrogx]

Granted.
But it will be nice on the inside- not so much on the outside. Your affordable house is actually a cave in the middle of the Mojave Desert. The toilet will be located in an outhouse behind the Joshua Trees and there is no electricity- meaning no air conditioning for those super hot summer days and no heating for those freezing winter nights. Better consider investing in solar energy!

I wish for a giant aviary, where I have finches of all sorts of colors and sizes (including Green Twinspots!) that live in harmony and sing beautiful tunes.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted. Except it's very expensive, caring for all those birds. And the neighbors aren't happy, with all the chirping and the aviary. It messes up their views.

I wish I could play ice hockey (played street hockey when I was a kid, no skates).

[Jinxxy]

You can play ice hockey, but everytime you do you start going into ice skating poses and get kicked out..

I wish I would clean my crafting room >.>

[SeashellnBubbles]

Granted, now you have a clean craft room but you can't find anything now!

I wish I hadn't have eaten that.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

*strikes pose and falls flat* All I know about figure skates are, they don't have toe picks like hockey skates do.

Granted. Now you eat everything you should and that gets boring. No sweets, snacks or junk food. For the rest of your life.

I wish the mid quarter break was longer, it's only two weeks.

[SeashellnBubbles]

Granted. But you can only vacation in your apartment, which has nothing in it...not even a bed.
I wish I were the smartiest person in the whole world!

[Jinxxy]

Granted! You're smartypants smart! But now everyone resents you for being WAAAAY the heck smarter than them and you view everyone as a bumbling ape.

I wish I hadn't had so many vodka shots...wooooot!!!

[Webster]

Granted, instead you now have to deal with a very drunk kitten. (The vodka wasn't gonna drink itself)

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