The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[NinaMarie]

Granted! Oh wait it's a LINT chocolate ball....must have been under the couch..

I wish I was more motivated to clean my room

[MidnightVelvet]

Granted but you only can do that for the next month, nothing else

I wish I was better at the flute

[amazonarabian]

Granted!  But all the flutes in the world spontaneously combust and you are left with only your recorder from elementary school.

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting me.

[Hexi]

Granted, but now you are plagued with every other insect in the world biting you instead.

I wish my rat didn't hate me.

[Jinxxy]

(if you need any advice IRL.. I am a veteran with rats!)

Granted, but now your rat hates everything else in the world instead.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

[NinaMarie]

Granted but it's the burnt sludge left on a burner all day

I wish I had more focus at work right now

[Hexi]

Granted! but now you can't concentrate on anything else in your life.

I wish zombies were real

(Thanks Jinxxxy. but he's just grumpy and old and a no-longer-shy-petshop-rat. he doesnt really hate me he just had a lack of handling as baby. i like him grumpy anyways. he's a sweetheart really)

[Reiya]

Granted, by you are the first person to be attacked by the zombies and they tear you apart while fighting over who gets to eat your brain. (sorry if that was gross, we just finished reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies at school)

I wish that I could read books for a living.

[shadowdreamer]

Granted, but all the books are all in foreign languages.

I wish that I had an MLP character named after my persona.

[tulagirl]

Granted but after a massive product recall your character never sees store shelves thus they don't appear in any shows either.

I wish I could go to sleep already.

[Hunter-Rose]

Granted! But now you can't wake up! Have fun sleeping forever!

I wish my Sims 3 disk would instal!

[Jinxxy]

It installs, but then your computer crashes!

I wish I had a big ole' bucket of crispy fried chicken... yum!

[Reiya]

Granted, but you end up with food poisoning later tonight.

I wish for a new bottle of perfume.

[Jinxxy]

(worth it!! Hahaha.)

Ok, you get a new bottle of perfume, and it smells amazing! It smells so delicious and scrumptious!! It's a tiny bottle though and runs out fast.. and then it's a discontinued product.. nooo!

I wish by boyfriend wasn't being such a big baby right now

[Reiya]

(Noooo! That's exactly what happened to my last favorite perfume!)

Granted, but he is so macho that all he does is take steroids, tan, and lift weights so that he will win an extreme body building contest.

I wish for a bucket of movie theater popcorn.