The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[StarDragon]

Granted, but everyone else thinks it's super bowl Sunday.

I wish I could fly.

[Saja]

Granted, but now you can fly, you can no longer stop, you have to fly everywhere and sleep whilst flying!
i wish my kids could be happy all the time!

[aellos]

Boom, they're happy but you have to buy them all the toys they want!

I wish I could have a cookie!

[hyenacub]

kaos... 

You haz a cookie!  But now the Cookie Monster is stalking you  D<

I wish my basement would clean ITSELF.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but now your basement has a life of its own, and constantly moans at you for Greek yogurt and Entertainment Weekly.

I wish unicorns were real.

[aellos]

Unicorns are real but they're bloodthristy demons who feast on kitten souls!

I wish for a big bowl of soup!

[hyenacub]

LMAO.

:dumps a big bowl of soup on your head:  Wish granted...

I wish that people never had to use the bathroom.

[aellos]

They don't now, they use the backyard!

I wish for all the dolls every made!

[TwistedWindSox]

Granted, but you have so many they fill your house and crush you!

I wish my Axolotl could talk!

[Saja]

Granted, he now talks constantly about rubbish 24/7 and now you wish he would shutup!
I wish there was a decent program on tv!

[Wardah]

Granted but then they cancel it on a cliffhanger.

I wish I had superpowers.

[fingerpaints]

Granted - you can now fart glitter & beat any one in a pie eating contest

I wish I had a unicorn

[Saja]

Granted, you now have a unicorn thats a blood thirsty demon that feeds on kittens souls so you better stock up!
I wish there was more time in a day!

[kiwimlp]

Granted.  You have 48 hours in every day - but you have to spend most of it at work!

I wish I was skinny

[foalpatrol]

You are now skinny... but to achieve this, we had to stretch you upwards so you are now 10 feet tall!

I wish I had rainbow pyjamas.