And Today's Fail Award Goes To...

[melodys_angel]

Yeah, definately have days like that <3

[Eskara1862]

Broke my cereal bowl this morning because I was too lazy to put it in the kitchen.  When I opened a book, I knocked it off the table and broke it. Since hubby wasn't home, I quickly hid the evidence, signed on to replacement-china and ordered a new bowl.  The bowl is being shipped to my PO box and will reappear in our set with him being non-the-wiser about what happened.  I'm not hiding it from him because he'd be upset about the bowl breaking, I'm hiding it because he wouldn't want me to spend the $11 to replace the bowl.

[Mintymints]

Midnight last night I got hungie so I made some Macaroni, but I had to pee, so without thinking I put the Macaroni (with no water, mind you) in the microwave. I come back 3 minutes later , the whole house smells like burning and, my microwave's on fire...
  Yeah... FML

[rybett]

Minty, thanks for that giggle. 

[JessicaAFM]

Midnight last night I got hungie so I made some Macaroni, but I had to pee, so without thinking I put the Macaroni (with no water, mind you) in the microwave. I come back 3 minutes later , the whole house smells like burning and, my microwave's on fire...
  Yeah... FML

Yeah My kids have done that with Ramen noodles. It stunk up the house real good.

My most recent fail was work related. I work as a stocker at a well known southern grocery store chain. I go in most days at 4 am. I am NOT a morning person but somehow I make do with a cup of coffee. This particular day I didn't bring my own so I was drinking the courtesy coffee out of one of the little styrofoam cups. It was sitting in the child seat area of the shopping cart. I went to throw a box of granola bars in the cart (because someone had mislaid it) and I managed to throw it into my cup. Not into the side but actually inside the cup. Needless to say, coffee went flying all over the place as a box of granola bars is way larger than a styrofoam coffee cup. My coworker that was working with me just about died laughing and still calls spilling coffee "pulling a Jessica".

[Koudoawaia]

Tonight I had a moment of panic when I was in the house and didn't see the soda I'd bought even though I definitely had carried it out of the store and put it in the trunk. So...put my shoes back on and got the darn thing out of the trunk. =P

[silvercat]

Where do I begin?

- trying to wash my face....with shampoo. At least it smelled like strawberries.

- Pouring a glass milk....onto my sandwich

- I'm also very clumsy. I swear I have to run into or trip over something every other day. My fiancé is always asking me about my latest "battle scare".   

[PawPrince]

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[starrypawz]

I have one. I washed my hair with my facial wash once when I was in the shower. LOL

LOL, I've done that with shaving cream... fortunately not the razor---yet!

Lol, I can do one better, a while back I managed to brush my teeth with Clearasil, eeew

[Asphodel]

My biggest fails:

Going swimming at the beach with my knickers still on under my bikini. My knickers were red, my bikini was white. I didn't notice until I had finished swimming and gone to get changed. Then I realised why everyone was giggling ever time I bent over 

Getting changed into my day clothes after swimming in the pool at work, realised I had packed ODD SHOES to wear home. So I had to wear them home pretending like I intended to dress like that. Awesomes!

All my fails stem from swimming, it seems.

[elvenwine26]

I made a gigantic red velvet cheesecake cake to take to a party tonight only to discover that the party is next week. :[  What the balls am I going to do with all this cake?  I need some friends or strangers to dump this thing on.

[Shenanigans]

Aw, I wish I was there, I would eat some cake!

[January Joy]

LOL, good one! Once when I was about 13 or 14, I was at a friend's pool having a good time and my mom was bugging me to re-apply my sunscreen. I squeezed a bunch in my hand, and then apparently had a brain fart, because I started rubbing it in my hair like it was shampoo. I realized what I did after a moment and my mom was just like "WTH are you doing???" LOL

[Tenar]

My hubby was doing laundry last night. Had the clothes in the washer and went downstairs to put them in dryer and start it. Only in the morning did he realize he had turned on the dryer with putting the wet clothes in lol.

[hyenacub]

  And I bed those red knickers showed up really nicely, too!