Have you ever wondered about those posting ranks?

[Loa]

I'm thinking we need some more!

What title ranks should we add?


Here are our current ranks!

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Newbie   
Magic Motion Pony   
Bratz Pony   
Drink 'n' Wet Pony   
McDonald's Pony   
Teeny Tiny Pony
Beddy Bye Eye Pony   
Fakie!   
Custom Bait Pony   
Smoozed Pony   
Fancy Pants Baby   
Captain Jack Pony   
Magic Fantasy Hair Pony   
Secret Surprise Pony   
Mighty Morphin Power Pony   
Ouchy Roids Pony   
Sweet Kisses Pony   
Dance N' Prance Pony   
Power Puff Pony   
Rockin Beat Pony   
Big Brother Pony   
Depends Pony   
Prom Queen Sweetheart Sister Pony   
Brush N Grow Pony   
Colorswirl Pony   
Rainbow Curl Pony   
So Soft Pony   
Twinkle Eye Pony
Target Exclusive Winter Pony   
Dazzle Surprise   
Bay Breeze Pony   
Lil Cupcake Sister Pony
Lil Sweetcake Sister Pony
Scribbles Pony
Dabbles Pony
Mommy & Baby Pony
Sweet Scoops Pony w/Charm
G3 Prototype Pony
Rapunzel Pony
MOC Mimic
MIB Rapunzel Pony
Spain Piggy Pony
Reverse Gusty Pony
G3 Rosey Pony
MIB Licensing Show Pinkie Pie
Colombian Baby Pony
Thailand Tornado Mountain Boy
Penguin Goddess Minion

Post Merge: August 12, 2022, 11:28:58 PM

I should mention that these haven't been changed since we opened in 2003 so some of them are a little dated! And wacky!

[gaultier100]

Ouchy Roids Pony! 🤣🤣🤣

[Snapdragon]

Wow, I’m a g3 Rosey Posey! I didn’t know I was near the end! 🤣

[SunPony]

Ah, good old Depends Pony 

Maybe a new one could be HQG1C pony?  They are new since 2003.

[BlackCurtains]

Ouchy Roids is the best

I think Bratz pony can be thrown out.

Best Pony
20% Cooler Pony
ComicCon Exclusive
Blind Bag Pony
Superhero Pony
Retro Pony
Princess Pony (I don't think I see that one and it works for multi gens)
Manticore
GEMS FOR EYES

I might have more later.

[lovesbabysquirmy]

I purposely asked to be kept a Captain Jack pony for many years... but finally there was an update

[Cbaird]

What do the ranking mean?

[BlackCurtains]

What do the ranking mean?

It changes depending on how many posts you have Right now, you're a Beddy Bye Eye Pony. Keep posting and it will change to Fakie! and keep going up.

[stjarne]

im the one with a case of the ouchy roids rn 

[Ponyfan]

I'm a MIB Licensing Show Pinkie Pie. I always thought it was fun to see the rankings change.

For new ones I suggest

 Winged Unicorn


MOC Ponywear


Undiscovered MOC Pony


Ponyfan

[Loa]

Nice suggestions so far!

[Lady Frostbite]

Found in Wild pony
Lucky Find Pony (i.e. a really good score at a flea market/auction/sale)
Customisation Carnage pony (lol)
Gently-chewed Pony (for those who nibbled holes in their ponies)
Restored Retro pony
Regional Variant Pony

Brony Survivor Pony (yes yes I'm cruel)

Show Inaccurate Pony
Wonky Print Pony (I think this more applies to dolls with their eyes maybe being misaligned plus might come across as a slight against those with disabilities)
Grail Pony

[Carrehz]

Oh I LOVE "Gently-chewed pony"

Agree that Bratz Pony is probably a bit outdated now, is there anything similar we could replace with? Maybe Lanard Fakie or something, idk - I think Bratz works okay but they're not really as relevant as they used to be.

and pff Brony Survivor. YES. I also like Ponyfan's suggestions, esp. Undiscovered MOC Pony SDCC Exclusive is cool too, and Blind Bag Pony is great for a lower rank (maybe could replace Bratz Pony?).

Trying to think of rare/proto G4 ponies, keeping in with the stuff like Reverse Gusty, LSPP, etc. Maybe:

Wingless Rainbow Dash Prototype
G4 Prototype Sweetie Blue

the prototype version of G4 Minty is rare as hen's teeth too but they did release a Minty so idk if it'd be as obvious a reference as the other two. I'm not sure who's the rarest actually-released G4 pony?

Oh definitely agree w/ HQG1C too! Hmm, we need some G2 titles too, but I admit I'm blanking on a good one. Umm.. maybe:

MOC Study and Play (or Nosy and Click I guess, but I like the cadence of "MOC Study and Play" more :p)

? They're the first "rare G2" sets to spring to mind. I bet some of the G2 enthusiasts could come up with some better stuff though.

"Equestria Girl" might be a fun one :p Though I'm sure most would disagree with me on that one haha, don't think they're too popular 'round these parts.

[Loa]

G2 Magazine Exclusive twins!

[Carrehz]

Yes! Perfect!!