OMG SEA POPPY, NO!!! This is a coup!! An undersea coup...
I finally finished my entry! Here we go! (Also, I loved your previous themes, I remember entering Barnacle in the Big Brother contest! Maybe ... seaponies? Or baby ponies! There's TONS of them!)
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login"How shall my royal coronation be?
A marvelous sight, for all the kingdom to see!
The day would begin with my magnificent gown,
It would have thirty - no, forty! - petticoats, and my crown!
Not just one crown, but two, or even more!
With a long, floaty veil that drapes down to the floor!
The Ring of Ruling would glitter on my leg,
And my lashes would be thick enough to crack open an egg!!
I'd invite every member of society - rich to poor,
With representatives from every pony country, maybe even more!
A Hippogriff, a Seapony princess, Fairy-Tail Bird,
All gathered to hang on my every regal word!
The Royal Crowning Bird, with her owlish noble court,
Would quiet down the crowd as they prepare the sort
Of heady, serious oaths that one takes at a crowning -
But that's much too boring! Let's instead talk about my gowning!
Or even better, let's discuss my fussy courtiers,
Who, in their single-petticoated gowns, would cry fiercely jealous tears!
Perhaps they should have thought of a nicer way to be,
Instead of oh-so-jealous of my regal royalty!
Today the crowning, truly an event to talk about for years to come!
But perhaps tomorrow a king - a gorgeous prince to admire, not just some bum!
I'd return home at the end of the day, my legs rubbery and sore,
But happy, elated, joyful and glad! Not just a princess anymore!"
"That's lovely, Your Highness, and I appreciate your ideas very much;
But I only asked what Her Majesty might like to have for today's lunch!"