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What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« on: January 31, 2016, 11:39:46 AM »
There is tons of crazy and strange MLP merch out there made by tons of different companies.  Sometimes I can't help but raise my eyebrow a little though.  Share your best finds!

This one always just baffled me on so many levels:

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What.  Why.  Is it really trying to imply the wearer is a stud stallion?  Why is Firefly an Earth Pony?  Is this official?
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2016, 11:51:08 AM »
Vintage underwear... with Sprinkles on, haha!  :blink: This is my favorite piece of "weird pony merch" in my collection.
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2016, 11:58:59 AM »
Vintage underwear... with Sprinkles on, haha!  :blink: This is my favorite piece of "weird pony merch" in my collection.
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This is awesome! lol
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2016, 12:17:04 PM »
Vintage underwear... with Sprinkles on, haha!  :blink: This is my favorite piece of "weird pony merch" in my collection.
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Oh my gosh!  Whoever made this has a sense of humor.
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2016, 12:31:08 PM »
I remember I once saw a woman wearing a KISS-esque pony t-shirt, but I'm not sure if it was the Stud t-shirt above

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Re: What\'s the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you\'ve seen?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2016, 03:29:12 PM »
There is tons of crazy and strange MLP merch out there made by tons of different companies.  Sometimes I can't help but raise my eyebrow a little though.  Share your best finds!

This one always just baffled me on so many levels:

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What.  Why.  Is it really trying to imply the wearer is a stud stallion?  Why is Firefly an Earth Pony?  Is this official?


:lmao:

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Vintage underwear... with Sprinkles on, haha!  :blink: This is my favorite piece of "weird pony merch" in my collection.
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Sprinkles may not have been the best choice for panties. XD They just needed a Whizzer and Trickles pair and the potty jokes would have been complete.
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2016, 03:33:30 PM »
I am pretty sure I had those underwear, now that I've seen them.
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2016, 05:00:06 PM »
There is tons of crazy and strange MLP merch out there made by tons of different companies.  Sometimes I can't help but raise my eyebrow a little though.  Share your best finds!

This one always just baffled me on so many levels:

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What.  Why.  Is it really trying to imply the wearer is a stud stallion?  Why is Firefly an Earth Pony?  Is this official?

I can't imagine ever wearing something like that.

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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2016, 06:35:54 PM »
I've always thought those purses with half a pony glued on were a little weird.


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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2016, 07:01:20 PM »
Found these purse thingys at Walmart last year sometime, just a pony's head with a zipper in the back and a handle attached to the ears.

Or those Kirby-esque candy dispensers found at Target (Posted a topic/pictures of them here somewhere)
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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2016, 08:04:44 PM »
I want to know who designed this pinkie pie toy where the batter pack is on her bottom. Why not make the screws on her tummy!? xD

I was also going to mention those weird plush coin purses at Walmart. The remind me of these baby cockoo things from Twilight Princess. What is the point the pouch inside is so tiny.

I have these backpack charms from Kmart/TRU that light up. They are so dorky and look like ducks. The pony doesn't light up well if I recall correctly! I've got all three of them and idk why xD

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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2016, 08:06:29 PM »
Those Equestria Girl doll pens are pretty weird!

Just a moment, let me just tale this doll out of my purse and sign this check.

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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2016, 10:39:29 PM »
I love that you framed the panties. :lmao:

The weirdest to me were those G3 "lollipop holders."  They were made of hard plastic and there were two kinds.

One was a sitting pose and when you pressed her "charm", her head would turn:

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She looks cute, right?  Okay, but now picture her with a lollipop JUTTING OUT OF HER HEAD like it's the sword in the stone.  It was straaaange.

Second kind was just a head (that closed around the lollipop and straight up looked decapitated.

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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2016, 01:35:08 AM »
I never quite got this one!

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From the strange "rock band" font to Glory flying by propelled by her own rainbow farts to Tic-Tac-Toe and Posey's lovechild, it seems like this shirt couldn't get any more nonsensical! And then you notice that they slapped on "Bronies" to make the whole thing topical, forgetting that this is not the generation of ponies associated with Bronies! :P

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Re: What's the worst/most nonsensical MLP merch you've seen?
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2016, 02:39:38 AM »
I never quite got this one!

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From the strange "rock band" font to Glory flying by propelled by her own rainbow farts to Tic-Tac-Toe and Posey's lovechild, it seems like this shirt couldn't get any more nonsensical! And then you notice that they slapped on "Bronies" to make the whole thing topical, forgetting that this is not the generation of ponies associated with Bronies! :P

I STILL WANT ONE, THOUGH! :lmao:

does this one fall under the same umbrella as  the engrish / bootleg  products  or   'troll' products  I cant tell!.

 

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