Pony Tax Now Due to All Arena Members *PAY UP* or Be Banned

[Sprinkles]

*uses unicorn magic to multiply the ponyfeathers from the few pegasi in herd* Plenty of unicorns here (myself included) but not enough pegasi...

[Wrenniepooh]

Pony up the dough. <<<-- see what I did there?

[Leave a Whisper]

*hastily shovels up pony feathers into the pony tax box and suddenly wonders if the queen will notice if she adds a few stray birdy ones to the mix*

[Kiwi]

All hail the Queen!

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Ooooh pretty!

[Sprinklecupcake]

Its been days since I plucked all my feathers off to pay taxes.... I have got little feather stubbles! LOL I am gonna look like a chicken when my wings start growing back, everyone will point and say "Oh look! Theres Lala the chiken with four legs!" "Look at Lalas chicken wings, lets cut them off and EAT them with BBQ sauce!"
 

[slyons]

Mmmmm.... barbeque chicken wings.....

I mean, oh no, that's terrible! Imsure your pony feathers will soon be back to their former glory and we can forget about this terrible revolt in pony history.

[Roseprincess1]

HUH?

[brittney_rochelle]

But but but I don't have that many ponyfeathers  to give the Queen!

[Roseprincess1]

wow this is seriously about as funny as a heart attack.. hardy har har..

[brightberry]

My pegasis ponies are now all hiding under the bed after reading this.  I'm going to have to resort to setting pony traps.

[snwbear24]

Here are 1000 pony feathers!

[hathorcat]

wow this is seriously about as funny as a heart attack.. hardy har har..

Well dont have a heart attack! We wouldnt want that now. I am sure you ll track those feathers down soon enough

[lochnessmomster]

Okay, so I recently moved to another country and almost all of my winged ponies are in storage.  I do have Baby Northstar here with me but I would feel guilty plucking a poor baby pony and besides, she wouldn't yield near enough feathers all by herself.  So I guess that means I need to say why the Queendom is epic.  I just have one question: is the Queendom the whole arena, all the mods, or just Queen Loa? 

  All my pegasooses are naked now. 

And that's one reason the Arena's so great.

I love this thread because I got to read the word "pegasooses." 

The Queendom of the Arena is just freaking epic because the Queen went on a long long journey through perilous lands with many challenging adventures along the way.  This took decades and the Queen met whirlpools of sea monsters, sleep inducing enchanters, islands that dissolved people at night, tiny people who tied her up but then let her go when she sneezed, and flowers who sang opera (the sopranos were marigolds).  When she returned her hair had turned white with age and weary.  She slept for 225 days straight, woke up and ate for 12 days without stopping, then she drank all the water dry from the Bering Sea (ew?), and let out such gasses that all across the land there was a great month of stenches.  Then she gathered her strength and with her last breath she bestowed the wisdom she learned from her journey, as in the true definition of the word, she had gone on an epic journey.  She was thus titled "Freaking Epic" and everyone knew.  Long long journey of great peril and adventure that begain and ended her reign.

Marigold, your stories are the bestest!!

Pony up the dough. <<<-- see what I did there?

 

[Marigold]

I was worried no one read my story...or that it didn't count.  Hope it counts.  I prefer to keep my feathers.

[lochnessmomster]

I was worried no one read my story...or that it didn't count.  Hope it counts.  I prefer to keep my feathers.

Well I read your story, and I loved it.

Also, no one has yet answered my question re: what constitutes the Queendom.  I can't pay up, brown-nose, or beg for mercy until I know what exactly is expected of me.