The worst movie ever made

[Harmonie]

The Dogfather was pretty awful.

My mom rented it because we have and love English bulldogs and the bulldog on the cover was pretty cute. But the movie was dumb.

Like I'm all over children's entertainment - that's how I really got into MLP! But this movie was too dumbed down even for me. The real breaking point for me was when the kids won against mafia men using nerf guns. 

[Moonbreeze]

Godzilla vs. Mecha Godzilla.... lawl

[lovesbabysquirmy]

Ohhhh boy.  Why has nobody mentioned "Meet the Feebles" yet? 

I mean, come on, it was Peter Jackson's student senior project that was so offensive and shocking that his film school canned the project and forbid him from turning it in as his assignment.  Youthful Mr. Jackson's answer?  "Break into the studios at night and film my movie!  BWAHAHAHA!" As you  might expect, the lighting, the puppetry, the editing, it's all slapdash as can be because they were given minimal takes to shoot the scenes.   

As far as I know, there has only been one DVD release of the film...  I am not sure if the movie companies had ever seen it before they approved and paid for his LOTR movies!  It's truly one of my cinema favorites to pull out and horrify people with!  Sadly I cannot link to Youtube clips or anything as they are definitely NOT MLPArena appropriate, LOL!

Others on the list include:
* Red Mist (in 5  minutes the whole predictable plot is revealed and you are stuck waiting another 1h:20 minutes for the credits to roll)
* Skyline
* JCVD (Jean-Claude-Van-Damme) - well what do you THINK the movie's gonna be about?  I would have rather watched his beer commercials on repeat...
* Horizon
* The Ruins
* Real Steel (DUDE!  You sold the custody rights of your own SON for a mechanized fighting ROBOT?!)
* Where the Wild Things Are (seriously, I got about an hour through it before I wanted to return the movie to a used trade-in place!  Children's books that rely on imagination should never be given CGI environments! )


Oh and let's not forget my newest terrible favorite:

World War Z (Naziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis on the moon, we got Nazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzi's on the moon!)

MSTK:3000 is absolutely one of my favorite shows ever - now if I could get my husband to like it...  I hear the "Hands of Manos" is soon in our karmic fate to watch... bwahahaha!    I get in trouble with friends when watching shows because I am the MSTK:3000 commentor and simply can't keep my comments to myself.

[northstar3184]

Being a total 80's child, I absolutely loved Tremors. I never did find it scary, not even as a child. Super funny though.

What about the sequels to Leprachaun and Child's Play? It's so easy to fit horror movies into this thread

Bride/Seed of Chucky are the only two Child's Play movies I'll watch. xD I cant/refuse to watch the first three movies because of an childhood incident where I had to spend the night in a room with a My Buddy (?) doll as a kid (after watching a few scenes of the first one). xD:

When I was a kid, after seeing those movies I would have to remove my My Buddy doll from my room in order to sleep too.

Post Merge: December 21, 2014, 09:44:11 AM

* Skyline
* JCVD (Jean-Claude-Van-Damme) - well what do you THINK the movie's gonna be about?  I would have rather watched his beer commercials on repeat...
* Horizon
* The Ruins

I agree regarding The Ruins. I read the book before watching the movie, and the latter was so incredibly disloyal. The creators switched what events from the book happened to which characters in the movie and completely rewrote the ending. The book was awesome. The movie sucked.

[TickleMePink]

I collect Richard Grieco-movies, and as much as I love him, let me tell yáll, he has starred in the worst of them all.
Now, we´re not talking so-bad-it´s-funny or so-bad-it´s-a-cult-classic, we´re talking so-bad-it-hurts-to-watch-and-you-cringe-with-embarrasement.

Exampe: Webs. Or Raiders of the Damned. Or semi porn movie Tomcat.

Still love it though. Richard´s my man <3

[MoondancerMilkyWay]

I really didn't care for The Hangover.
I never made it through twilight.....willow was a movie I watched and wondered most of the time what I was watching...

[DazzleKitty]

The Grinch live action. Terrible, terrible movie.

[Moss]

I'm never quite sure if people like it "ironically" or actually enjoy it, but... Space Jam is pretty terrible. Actually, it's awful lol. I just hope Michael Jordan was paid well for that, because I'm not sure how else it was worth doing.

And despite my love for certain aspects of it, the Haunted Mansion movie is also kinda bad. Okay, it's probably in really bad territory.

[northstar3184]

I should add Happy Feet. I did part of my college internship with a social rehab program. One day was a recreational movie day. The staff brought Happy Feet. I remember sitting and staring at the clock willingly the minutes to fly by.

[HelloGoodbye]

There's this horse movie called Lightning the White Stallion which is so stunningly terrible that it's great.  For one thing it plays on all of the ridiculously overdone horse movie tropes like the whole "special bond" thing or "parent was a great rider that had a tragic accident" and "goes from never having ridden to winning in massive classes at huge shows in like 2 months."  And it has the classic issue of horses whinnying every 9 seconds and all that fun stuff.  There is also a scene where the horse is in an English saddle and a western bridle.

But the best part is that they use like 10 different horses to play the main horse Lightning that don't even look the same!  They use multiple white horses (some with pink noses, some with grey noses), a flea bitten grey, an albino horse, and several greys with varying degrees of dappling, ranging from very light to dark.  My friend and I counted once and it was ridiculous.  The people making the movie weren't even trying to make him look the same throughout the movie! 

Granted, I adore this movie and my best friend and I will watch it occasionally, but I only love it because it so delightfully terrible.  The different horse thing in particular is a total riot.

[roselalonde]

Doogle was pretty awful, and one my family remembers is Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I was 13 and even I couldn't stand it and the only reason I didn't ask my parents if we could leave is because my mom wanted to see it sooooo bad. The second we got out we were all relieved and even she said she hated it, and we still give her crap for it.

[ChocolateStarfire]

I despise The Neverending Story. Just awful. *dodges fakies*

Lincoln put me to sleep.

Inglorious Basterds was awful also, except for the first 30 minutes. Once Tarantino's stupid cartoony stuff comes on screen, like a warped Roger Rabbit, it's all downhill from there. In fact, I am not a Tarantino fan at all. I saw Pulp Fiction and I wasn't moved by it like so many people are. *shrug*

Jurassic World already looks terrible. 

MST3K is also my favorite show to watch horrible B movies! 

I can't think of any other movie debacles right now...

[TickleMePink]

I despise The Neverending Story. Just awful. *dodges fakies*

Lincoln put me to sleep.

Inglorious Basterds was awful also, except for the first 30 minutes. Once Tarantino's stupid cartoony stuff comes on screen, like a warped Roger Rabbit, it's all downhill from there. In fact, I am not a Tarantino fan at all. I saw Pulp Fiction and I wasn't moved by it like so many people are. *shrug*

Jurassic World already looks terrible. 

MST3K is also my favorite show to watch horrible B movies! 

I can't think of any other movie debacles right now...

No, no, no, Neverending Story is amazeballs! That, and Labyrinth may very well be the best movies of the 80´s. And I beg to differ on Inglorious Basterds also. :-)

[Darker]

Godzilla vs. Mecha Godzilla.... lawl

HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND! NO ONE INSULTS THE KING OF THE MONSTERS ON MY WA-! Oh, wait, Godzilla VS Mecha-Godzilla from the Showa series, from 1975?

Yeah, terribly cheesy but enjoyable movie. The Godzilla from 1956 to 1977 was more for kids though, so it's kind of excusable.

Post Merge: December 22, 2014, 10:16:39 AM

Sorry nothing beats out Human Centipede for me.....Who the heck thought to themselves, "yep this is my breakthrough into the big times...I am going to play the middle person in the centipede! That is how I am going to get famous!"

To be fair, the movie is done well, the concept is just so awful and disgusting it's impossible to watch.
It's up there with Cannibal Holocaust and A Serbian Film as one of the most horrible movies ever in the sense of being unwatchable, in the sense, it's too disgusting for people with innocent minds.

Whoever is reading this, do yourself a favour and DON'T watch "A Serbian Film". I warn you, that movie is going to destroy you mentally.

Post Merge: December 22, 2014, 10:21:42 AM

Dragonball : Evolution (Live action), oh my I cannot express how awful it was! 

Oh, yeah... Even as a fan of DBZ trying not to bash on the movie, it's still hard to not say that it's the WORST adaptation I've ever seen.

Roshi and Piccolo were the only enjoyable cheesy things in the movie. Heck, not even the effects were in the least decent.

I remember walking out the theaters after watching the movie and I immediately forgot everything about it. Every scene, every character. DBE is the biggest insult to part of my childhood. Up there with the 1998 Godzilla remake, which was just as bad, but with more redeemable qualities.

Post Merge: December 22, 2014, 10:28:01 AM

I've seen a lot of bad ones but one that sticks to my mind is the Halloween remake by Rob Zombie.  No offense to Rob Zombie fans but that movie was horrible.  I'm a fan of the classic horror movies and we ended up seeing this in theaters.  Waste of money.  I hate how they have sex and overly done gore in horror movies.  It's stupid.

TOTALLY agree. Halloween 1 & 2 were fantastic horror movies, and Michael Myers was surprisingly scary, in comparison with his other horror rivals Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Leatherface.

Halloween 3 ruined the franchise and then came Rob Zombie to destroy it with his unwatchable remakes.

Even the Friday of 13th reboot was better, and Michael Bay worked on that film!

Post Merge: December 22, 2014, 10:32:02 AM

You know another terrible animated movie?  Bee Movie.  I think I might hate that one more than Food Fight, just for the "you know who hates bees, beekeepers!" plot.  It's so stupid and the jokes are stupid.

I completely disagree there, Bee Movie is quite enjoyable and has good plots and characters, and is very original and creative.

The only problem with this movie is that it's too childish, but that is my only nitpick. The Nostalgia Critic sums up why this movie is one of Dreamworks' best works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3JO-S-ngd4

[Pinkie21]

The Room.  It's just so indescribably, amazingly bad.  I just love it.  O hai Mark!

Oh, and Space Jam, Cats Don't Dance (I know this will probably get me 40 lashes, but whatever, I thought the main characters were SO BORING..only thing that could save the movie was that little Shirley Temple-type villain and her bodyguard), and the third Ninja Turtle movie.