Share your weird dreams?

[elvenwine26]

I had a particularly odd one last night. I dreamt that I was having a super awesome and chill lunch with Stevie Nicks and then John Mayer came up to show Stevie his new armpit tattoo that basically said "Stevie's little bear cub." She was very flattered; apparently dream John Mayer is also a super fan.
But Stevie had to go play at jazzfest so John Mayer dropped me off at Martha Stewart's concert where everyone, audience included, had to wear sparkly dresses and we all got to eat some pretty awesome finger foods.
I don't even know...

Share yours!

[Khema]

I had an interview for a school counselor job. The principal was Joey from Full House. Halfway through, the dad from Full House came in to give Joey a message. I haven't watched that show in over 20 years.

[elvenwine26]

I had an interview for a school counselor job. The principal was Joey from Full House. Halfway through, the dad from Full House came in to give Joey a message. I haven't watched that show in over 20 years.

That's intense.  Did he use any weird voices?

[Khema]

Not that I remember.  Also had a dream that the neighbors tree was on fire. I think the stress of moving is severely affecting my subconscious.

[shimmlight]

I had a dream once that pretty much followed the same plot as the lion king, except located in the British woods and all the lions were chubby men in (rubbish) lion suits.

[kellyponyfeathers]

I once dreamed that my dad had several rows of sharp teeth, like a shark.

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about my dad.  He's a good man, really, but he can be an absolute BEAR to be around sometimes.  No, frequently.  He once SCREAMED at me ON CHRISTMAS EVE because I tossed a bag of trash down the stairs that COULD HAVE burst open but didn't.  He never learned how to pick his fights.  He just gets stressed out and starts yelling at the people around him.

[Pheasant]

I once had a dream where I forced Prince Marth - from Fire Emblem - into helping me look for a missing pet chicken. Another memorable one was when Aragorn, the Elves, and I formed an alliance to battle a group of rebellious Girl Scouts.

Why do I never have any normal dreams?

[Beldarna]

I remember when I first got contacts I dreamt one night that I was on the sea in a huge contact lense and suddenly noticed a pirate ship getting closer. I decided to set sail but had to raise the mast first and because the lense was soft I punctured it at the bottom with the mast and started to take in water.

I also had a recent dream about getting Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys in a giftwrapped box. He looked the age he was in the early 90's during their big breakthrough. The wrapping was gold and the strings purple. I till don't get that one as I disliked Nick, it was always Brian who was my favoirte as a teen.. and I prefer silver to gold.

[hilamb]

Lol All my dreams are weird.

I just dreamnt that in my dream i was dreamin, i and a team chased a dragon, which was either in a dragon mode, or as a human.
It exploded everything around it and killed people. Our mission was to stop it berfore it killed people.
We never were in time.
The last thing i remember about the dream was, that i looked at a back of a buss leaving, thinking thats the next one.
The dragon was a human and exploed inside the buss, killing everyone, but then using telekinesis drove the bus with himself inside away.
 

[kaoskat]

I don't have dreams that aren't weird.

[kellyponyfeathers]

And I once dreamed that I was falling up.  I was trying to grab onto trees, then buildings, then planes, but everything was too far away.

[NovelNerd]

Well most of my dreams are nightmares. I did have one last night that was just weird. My old best friend from like kindergarten through high school was in it. I haven't spoken to her in like six years.  Apparently she was riding back from school on a bicycle and I ran her over and then kinda just went over her back and forth for a while.

[moonsugar]

I had a dream I was being chased by evil zombie monkeys through the jungle a few months ago. The landscape was remarkably similar to this one, especially the abandoned houses and floor of books.

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/05/north-brother-island-is-the-last-unknown-place-in-new-york-city/

[ponycake]

I had an interview for a school counselor job. The principal was Joey from Full House. Halfway through, the dad from Full House came in to give Joey a message. I haven't watched that show in over 20 years.

That is really weird and random!

And reminds me of mine. One of my weirdest dreams was that I was being intimate with Bob Saget.. in bed next to his sleeping wife!  I've seen the show but never watched it and it had been a long time since I'd seen it. LOL! I just woke up like WHATTT?

I have a lot of weird video dream games. One was based off a world in Banjo Kazooie, an old N64 game. I was falling through Cloud Cuckooland kind of like Alice falling down the rabbit hole.

[slj84]

I have crazy dreams all the time


One was very vivid.  In my dream I woke up and walked into the bathroom at my parents house to take a shower.  When I pulled back the shower curtain and my dads head was in the shower! Then my mom appeared behind me with that evil cackle of a laugh.

I have no idea why my mind would come up with that dream as there was no tension in the house at that time.

Then I fell back to sleep after I woke up from that dream, I fell back to sleep and a new dream started.  We were still in the same house but it was in a tall apartment complex in a city, were the building were close together.  It caught on fire.  At the time I had three rabbits and two dogs.  Me and my parents fleas to the roof and had to jump to the next building.  Mom had my one rabbit clover and as she jumped she accidentally dropped Clover in between the buildings!

Apparently I had hidden issues with my mom!