What's the weirdest things you've had to do to a pony?

[Elisto]

I had to remove religious tracts from inside a bunch of mildew-y ponies

I got them from FarDreamer who got them from a neighbor who thought it would be a good idea to put the rolled-up cards inside them before giving them away. Of course, they unrolled inside and some got wet, so they had to be pulled out in pieces with pliers, so any message she was trying to share was mostly unreadable anyway. Not that I would have read them personally, but still... what a frustration...

[rybett]

Ran a load of filthy baits through the dishwasher.  Not so great on hair, but awesome on the filth.

[NorthernFlower]

Placed Gusty`s head and tail on Sugarberry`s body.  Ans I really belive it looks better now

[Epona]

Placed Gusty`s head and tail on Sugarberry`s body.  Ans I really belive it looks better now

Pics please?

[PrincessGlitterBloom]

Placed Gusty`s head and tail on Sugarberry`s body.  Ans I really belive it looks better now

Pics please?

I always wanna see franken ponies! But I'm not sure how to search for them.

[hathorcat]

I am such a pony innocent! The only things I have done that I regret was giving a new tail to a couple of ponies rather than salvaging the ones they had which truly only needed a little work. Thats as weird as I get

[zombienixon]

It's not really that weird, but I have a few ponies that I have styled, and most of those I used a boil perm.  So I was more or less standing at the stove holding a pony toy with tongs over a pot of boiling water.  Not weird, really, but it would make for an awkward explanation should someone else come into the room.

[Cyber-Satan]

Drown a pony by accident.
I'll explain..
I was doing an art project at school about casting and molds so I thought it might've been cool to try and cast a shape out of one of my G3s. So I removed the head and hair and filled her with the 'plaster paris' and some clay to keep it sturdy. I was taking her to school the next morning and I was walking over a bridge just near my house, and I slipped on a puddle and sent the poor girl tumbling to her demise in river.
Sad to say.. I do miss poor Bumbleberry.