I know, wait...what?
Yup. Basically said for me to call them because they need help. I don't want to call you. I don't want to discuss things without a "paper trail" in case something comes up. Why would this happen? What possible thing can only be done over the phone?
At this point, I'm gonna write them back and ask what they want because I would rather discuss things by email and I'm hoping he just goofed somehow.
Anyway, sent message. If I'm lucky, this won't go anywhere bad. If not...well, we may have a fun thread on our hands!