Help me Make my Sweater Ugly!!!

[elvenwine26]

your hemline could use more fringe

[wystearya]

Instead of lace you could trim it in shiny garland!

[Beachball]

Fold and cut out snowflakes. Then grip them hard so they crumple and tear them roughly in half and hot glue the crumpled halves anywhere on the sweater.

[Salli]

your hemline could use more fringe

Especially tassel fringe.

[Beachball]

Oh! I have a better idea than the other one I had. Print out a few of the stories about worst Christmas gift from the Something Awful site and hot glue those anywhere on the sweater.

One of the stories:

AtomiK

During a 5th grade gift exchange dealy, we had to pick a name out of a hat. The kid who picked my name gave me a box with neon blue tigerprint thong underwear. All the other kids had a cool toy or something, and there I was with my box of neon blue tigerprint thong underwear.

Poor person!

[summerday]

Two words: elbow patches!

[spottedslug]

Sew tinsel to it!!

[Ren-Ren]

If you need some inspiration, check out the "Pony sweater anyone?" thread going on in the Pony Corral right now! So wrong in SO many ways, heh.

[AnnaPommes]

ahh, great sweater! don´t add to much, it wouldn´t be ugly but annoying.
hurr, i would put GLITTER ALL OVER IT!!
i mean, all over the red places. now i want an ugly sweater contest too, awesome idea!

[HollowZero]

I agree with the tassel fringe. It needs some sort of fringe going down the arms.

[Strawberry Swirl]

Quick, grab an entire carton of orange juice and pour it on.

[Reiya]

Lace! Put it around the neckline and at the wrists and at every seam. That's pretty horrendous. If you can manage a few coffee stains in the process that would be great. How about some holes? Yes, random holes so it looks like moths attacked it. Oh and speaking of throw up if you can manage to squeeze on some of that plastic puke stuff on there you'll be sure to win. ...and if you want even more ugly/gross something that looks like baby spit on a shoulder will seal the deal. If you can manage something that looks like a kitchen sink... I could go on and on...

Hey, you can never have too much lace!

[Thrice]

SHOULDER PADS. And puff balls.

[WildBlue]

Two words: elbow patches!

At first glance I thought that said 'elbow pasta' lol

[NoDivision]

I agree with adding lace. A lace collar will class that thing right up, lol. Also you definitely need some glitter and/or metallic puffy paint.