I could be a Dance Intructor???

[Emberfly]

I just have to share this.

In the last week or two I have recieved a bunch of dance related emails from my old University and was wondering how in the world I got on these mailing lists.  Now, I have a Fine Arts degree but it's in visual arts and I have never taken a dance course in my life.  Today, I received a hand address letter from said University offering me a position as a Dance Instructor.   I know there's another woman in my city with the same name, she goes to my doctor and now, when I go there I need to provide my date of birth so they know which file to pull.  It's annoying and I was there first, but that's another rant.   I called the Uni and talked with the receptionist who transfered me to someone's voicemail.  Hopefully this will get sorted.

Anyway, I thought it funny that I'm now a dance instructor and I'm sure I have two left feet!

[Dainty]

  Just show up and be like.. no, trust me... this is how you do it, i'm a dance instructor...

[melodys_angel]

xd

That must have made your day!

Hope it gets sorted

[kaoskat]

LOL That is too funny!

[Mkia]

  this is great.

[Katika]

Just show up and be like.. no, trust me... this is how you do it, i'm a dance instructor...

THIS.  I mean, they couldn't get mad at you if they've been practically begging you, right?

[Draikinator]

Just show up and be like.. no, trust me... this is how you do it, i'm a dance instructor...

Ahhaha! Yes!
Show up, place a boombox on the floor, and say "students, today we will learn how to properly... drop the beat."
Then play dubstep music and flail about wildly. Your genius will be applauded. ;D

[Emberfly]

Love the ideas.  I should go and teach them Spirit Fingers!

[Marigold]

Just show up and be like.. no, trust me... this is how you do it, i'm a dance instructor...

yes, this, lol!  I kid, but how funny would that be.  I hope the person who is really being offered the job gets the notice.