G5 assumptions

[HawaiianRain]

G5 ponies. So small, Hasbro made them invisible. Collect them all, IF you can find them.

[BowtieG1]

G5 ponies, there is only one character, Apple Sparkle with 10,000 different sizes that range by half nano-meters.

[RainbowRay]

The ponies will be mostly a huge head and long legs, with a tiny body somewhere in between. (If the pony has wings... they can just come out the back of her head or something. Who needs bodies?) Also, they have massive ears.

At least 50% of characters will be alicorns.

The colour green will not exist in any designs anywhere.

There will be 1 pose.

(If the muzzles keep getting smaller each generation, would G6 have inside-out muzzles? That sounds weird.)

[fireglides]

This thread is hilarious!!!!     

[Deep Purple Crystal]

I drew a picture once of a G5 pony with one big head and one tiny body.
I keep imagining G5's to be like Littlest pet Shops, except something like Littlest Pony Shops.

[partypony566]

Also, G5 will not be aimed at little girls anymore. Pink ponies will not exist and ponies will only be aimed at grown men.

There will be Builder Applejacko and Electrician Twilight Sparkle. They come with a free toolkit.

[StoryDreamer]

No single ponies. Ponies will only be sold as accessories to playsets sold at Ikea. Good luck putting them together!

[Deep Purple Crystal]

Maybe they will come in thousands of tiny pieces, and girls must use superglue to put the pieces together. It takes a month to assemble one three-inch pony out of 1,000 tiny pieces. Alicorns will have 3,000,000 1-centimeter pieces.

[partypony566]

Maybe they will come in thousands of tiny pieces, and girls must use superglue to put the pieces together. It takes a month to assemble one three-inch pony out of 1,000 tiny pieces. Alicorns will have 3,000,000 1-centimeter pieces.

[Roogna]

ponies will be one solid mold in one pose. No more brushable hair. No head you can take off. No hollowness inside. In short, no way to customize except by painting the mold....but they'll have coated it with a special material that makes acrylic paint not stick but crayons and highlighters will stain forever

[Aquatic Neon]

Only pink ponies will be released, to save money, they won't have cutie marks on either side, and they will all have numbers rather than names to save on ink on the packaging, and they use the same pose for every pony released. One wave released per year, and it's the same wave every single year.

[RainbowRay]

...I drew a picture too. (The sloppiness of the picture represents the sloppiness of paint etc. on the toy)
Everyone, meet Princess Sweetie Dazzle. She comes with paper shoes that you cut out and stick together, and a paper crown because she's a princess of course.
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Also, G5 will not be aimed at little girls anymore. Pink ponies will not exist and ponies will only be aimed at grown men.

There will be Builder Applejacko and Electrician Twilight Sparkle. They come with a free toolkit.

I like the idea that the cartoon could get more and more manly while at the same time the toys just get more glittery, pink and tinsely lol.

[partypony566]

...I drew a picture too. (The sloppiness of the picture represents the sloppiness of paint etc. on the toy)
Everyone, meet Princess Sweetie Dazzle. She comes with paper shoes that you cut out and stick together, and a paper crown because she's a princess of course.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Also, G5 will not be aimed at little girls anymore. Pink ponies will not exist and ponies will only be aimed at grown men.

There will be Builder Applejacko and Electrician Twilight Sparkle. They come with a free toolkit.

I like the idea that the cartoon could get more and more manly while at the same time the toys just get more glittery, pink and tinsely lol.

[Firehooves]

Everything and every character from G4 will ethier be so totally reinvented to be unrecognizeable, or be tossed out comeletely and ignored.

[Rhubarbpie]

They will only be released in countries where they are easily accessible...........like Outer Mongolia.......


They may as well be there now since they only seem to be released in Target and Walmart