G5 assumptions

[Dainty]

Well, they've decided to keep going with humanoid ponies! Except to save on plastic, they're not going to be sculpting ears. And you know, gotta be sexy, so they gave them big lips and long lashes.
Check out this concept art!
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( not my picture)

[ZennaBug]

But they come up with a collectible vial for collector tears.

[Rachel-Eyes]

But they come up with a collectible vial for collector tears.

I am CRYING!

[saikune]

But they come up with a collectible vial for collector tears.

I am CRYING!

Good thing you've got that vial, then! 

[Rachel-Eyes]

The collector vial has a lock on it that won't catch happy tears or tears of laughter though. Hasbro is way too prepared for that.

It will still catch tears from allergies though, because at least we are still miserable.

[Dragonflitter]

I did NOT expect this content for this thread when I clicked in here! So glad I did!

I predict G5 will no longer have exclusive toys in TRU or Target, that's too mainstream! The exclusives will only go to tiny toyshops in the far corners of the globe where ebay doesn't exist. We'll have to hire a team of sherpas and donkeys to trek into these dangerous regions and bring out these rare exclusives for us.

[shabbychicdee]

Michael Bay will be making the movies

[Shiverdam]

-All toys will be sold in literal underground markets. In order to enter you must recite the praises of Hasbro's Godliness in your life.
-Every pony MUST be flawed. Think you see a perfect one? Think again! There a gaping hole in her underside! Also she costs $45.
-Every pony is a goddamn princess.
-No boy ponies anymore. Boys are just a fantasy created by the outside world. There are no boys in Ponyland.
-All fan artwork, music, and animation in tribute to G5 will be claimed and profited by Hasbro. Their creators will be seized and made into slaves for the company. MORE FLAWS.
-At least 20% of your paycheck must be spent on pony.

[partypony566]

GUYS YOU ARE KILLING ME BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls over*

But they come up with a collectible vial for collector tears.

and they will only be stocked in 1 store

i think youre all forgetting the art for the show will all be done in MSPaint

Don't forget the ultra rare variants with paint rubs and mis-stamped eyes and cutie marks in every shipment!

Yes, but three mismatched shoes per pony...

Oh man, I just found a super secret concept image for G5!  This is APPLE SPARKLE, and she is the friendliest pony in HAPPY PONY TOWNVILLELAND!  She likes to go on magical sparkly adventures with her friends, and they love to trade shoes!

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(No, I'm not bored, why would you ask?  )

The eyes will be twice the size, and there will be no muzzle whatsoever.

They will also have 1 strand of hair for a tail, and will be 1" tall.

Post Merge: August 25, 2013, 01:43:20 AM

and all accessoiries will be made of paper ^^ AND you have to cut it out and fold them by yourself

There will also be special edition ponies that are just a sheet of plain paper that you origami into a horse. 

These ponies will have a spin off where they turn into beavers.

Stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Whippycorn]

Apple Sparkle! I already need my vial.

I don't think they'll bother with multiple ponies, they'll just release her over and over with different shoe-hooves each time.   

...please Hasbro spies, remember that this is the 'what not to do' thread! 

[hathorcat]

Michael Bay will be making the movies

It scares me how much this is a possibility. LOL

Oh and Twilight Sparkle will be played by Rhianna!

[Midnight_Dream]

and all accessoiries will be made of paper ^^ AND you have to cut it out and fold them by yourself

There will also be special edition ponies that are just a sheet of plain paper that you origami into a horse. 

And for an extra $10 you get cardboard which you can fold into a box for your origami horse, it comes with flakes of swarovski crystals in it to make it extra special!

[BowtieG1]

This thread is killing me x3...

In all seriousness though, I do have high hopes for G5. I hope that Hasbro will realize the collectors aren't liking what they're seeing and go back to a G3 sort of style.

[rybett]

The cut and fold accessories are black and white and come with 3 crayons to color them.   

[Spike]

This is how I think G5 would be.

Here's my version of Fluttershy without her cutie mark.

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