My Little Pony Wrong Answer Game!

[scarletjul]

Growth reduction hormones. . .

Why are there no (visible) boys in the g3 line?

[ember86]

They were racing around the world.

Who's Brandy?

[CrystalMist]

She's a alcohol-encouraging puppy. 

Why are there Twinkle Eyes ponies?

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Because in shop class, they where dumb. And forgot to wear their welding masks. When working with their torches. Instant glittering, gem eyes. Kind of cool but remember kids. Be safe.

Why do perfume puff ponies have such huge hair dos?

[Jinxxy]

Because they used to be in an 80's hair band (Like Cinderella or Kiss!)

Why do flutter ponies always lose their wings?

[Icecrystalline]

They shed them like feathers. It's easier not carrying all that extra weight.

Why is Speckles not speckly?

[Jinxxy]

For the same reason Nibbles doesn't bite!

Why are rare ponies so expensive?!

[shadowdreamer]

Because instead of metal washers, Hasbro used diamond incrusted ivory on the tails of all rare ponies, just so collectors would have a hard time.


Why is tinsel in a ponies mane the hardest thing to tame?

[Icecrystalline]

Because secretly, they are medusa waiting in limbo.

Why are Mexican ponies so pretty?

[starflyer425]

because its time for a quinceanera! HOLE!

why did sunset shimmer turn so evil?

[spottedslug]

It was that fizzy green stuff Zecora made her drink.

How do you tell a boy pony from a girl pony?

[Ponyfan]

By how long their manes are. Girls have manes down to their feet and boys have shorter manes. Why do all the baby ponies live in Lullabye Nursery and the adults live in Paradise Estate?


Ponyfan

[Icecrystalline]

Well the adults live in style of course, and babies cannot mix with the upper class.

Why are flutter ponies always frizzy haired?

[ember86]

From all that flying around they do.

Why do ponies randomly brake into song?

[daisypaisley76]

Because they're hoping to get cast in the off-off-off Broadway production of "Rent."

What's a Fancy Pants?