My Little Pony Wrong Answer Game!

[Motion-Paradox]

I hybred species mixing the DNA of Ponies and Porcina's species

What happened o the rest of the Witches' family?

[Chrissytree]

Chased away by wolves.

Why are the G2 ponies the only one with a real boat?

[Nightbow]

G1 surfs on sea pony shells, G3 didn't have any sea ponies or other marine friends to visit, G3.5 have heads full of air and thus they float, G4 are deadly afraid of water!

Why doesn't the Merry Go Rounds have poles through their backs?

[sd_dreamcrystal]

A) Because the name is a Lie, they are actually Ponies dressed for Halloween

Q) Why are there no Baby Unicorns in the G3 ponies?

[Jinxxy]

Because hasbro had to use all of the plastic to make those overly massive feet!

Why are the UK daddies so feminine compared to Big Brother Ponies?

[sd_dreamcrystal]

A) Because they are not rugged and are too 'hoity toity' to get their hooves dirty.. so they shaved off the fur around their feet

Q) How did G1 So-Softs become so fuzzy?

[spottedslug]

They are from the far north where they need that fur to stay warm.

So how do you get the flocking off a so soft pony?

[CrystalMist]

You shave them with a razor. 
How do you curl a ponies hair?

[BethyVic]

By telling them a terrible joke.
Why doesn't Spike ever grow up?

[NoPonySpecial]

Illegal growth suppressants to keep him young and cute.

What is a unicorn's horn made of?

[StoryDreamer]

A: Candy
B: What does Megan wear around her neck in a locket?

[rybett]

The ground up bones of a dinosaur.

Why did they not make a MLP Friend of the BIG puppy dog?

[scarletjul]

They were too afraid the big puppy would confuse the ponies for chew toys.

Why are there no adult sea ponies after year 3 (and none in the series?)

[CrystalMist]

Because I pony-napped them and hid them in my bathtub.
Why does all of G3.5 have extremely large heads?

[MidnightVelvet]

Because there filled with air.

What is a tennie tiny?