When your pet is ruler of the world what would they do?

[Eviecorn]

Arlo, my labrorgi, would just mandate 14 hours of nap time daily.  No strangers at the house.

[brightberry]

My cat would demand that all humans instantly sit and make laps for him.  They would also be required to pet him until he falls asleep.  He kind of demands that now, but gets mixed results.

[Rosencrantz]

I shudder to think about what my cat and dog would do jointly ruling the world.

The other cat would live like one of the really decadent roman emperors, lazing in a bed while being fed kitty treats by slaves.

[VanillaBean]

My guinea-pig Sweep would banish civilians from the streets & strut across them, rumbling pompously. 
Meanwhile, his brother Teddy would attempt to eat everything in sight.

[wystearya]

Buddy, my little dog, would pee on everything, sniff everyone, and run all over the place.   Unfortunately, he would probably get run over and end his rule quickly. 

[NovelNerd]

Hmm Suki would demand all the couches to belong to her for choosing and the best would be her perm spot. No one else allowed! Except of course the servants needed to scratch her head 24/7. She would also require 22 hour naps. Sleeping always is necessary.

Cobi would require complete silence since all breathing things require barking and insanity. He would demand the death of all stranger and deer since those things cause distress. He would want all shoes, rawhides or objects like door stoppers to be chew toys. He would require constant attention and a human as a salt like since he licks...a lot.

[kiwimlp]

My cookie monster would buy his own pizza hut and then build himself the best Snork collection in the world!

[Dawn]

I think my canary would probably make all TV/Radio etc state-owned and only allow them to play power metal and tapes of him singing, since these are obviously the height of all arts.
He would probably make it illegal for his human caregivers to eat breakfast before him, ban all blackbirds, demand a constant supply of bird baths and fresh broccolli, and I guess he would also have a bunch of female canary bodyguards too if he had the choice!

[skyrocketneko]

My cats would puke all over the place (guess what I woke up to at 3am this morning?  My cat puking right next to me all over the bed)
And all the countertops would be easily accessible so they can crawl all over them and leave fur everywhere to get in your food.

[Galactica]

This is a funny thread-  we've actually wondered what the house would be like if one cat vs. the other ruled the place-

Katy (Bengal) - lots of exercise wheels in every room-  heaty beds all over- lots of very very high spots and things to claw up.  Human slaves to play chase whenever a cat needed some sport..
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Olive (friendly tux with cerebral hypodisplasia) -  Every drawer must be left open with cashmere sweaters within.  Low heaty beds and no high, difficult to reach spots, or sofas made of slippery material (she falls a lot). visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[skyrocketneko]

Haha! What is it with bengals and Christmas trees?  We had to quit putting them up because it would be on the floor before 2 hours went by.  Sometimes it was down before the decorations were on.

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[Galactica]

Bengals have more than their fair share of energy I think- but unfortunately this means no glass ornaments of any kind- she WILL climb to the top and tear them off- even if they are tied on there... 

SO I guess i can add lots of glass ornaments on the trees for Katy's dream house/world- she loves pulling them off one at a time to see them crash on the floor below...