If you woke up as an Earth Pony...

[Enolaalone]

I think if I woke up as a pony my Argos bed would be broken 

Also I would whiny-snort and go around in circles a bit. Then I'd jump for joy because horses don't have to work. 

[Prince Primbrose]

I'd love to be an earth pony! I can't run due to asthma and weight, so getting to gallop around and do pony stuff would be fun.

[DazzleKitty]

I'd be sad that I don't have a horn or wings.

[MANIMAL!]

Wow... my son would totally wig out but I'd be happier than any simile could do justice to!   Could I pick my look?  Could I pick my symbol and colours and stuff?  Rainbow Pony... MGR Pony... Colourswirl Pony... oooo, so many pretty Earth ponies to choose from...

Definitely woohoo, I'm a pony!

Nope, sorry Sug. This isn't the kind where you get to choose. You would be pink with white hair, your symbol would be saltine crackers and a liter of 7 Up, and your name would be Pepto Bismal.

I don't think the majority of you ladies appreciate what a depressing scenario this is supposed to be!

[Diamond]

Wow... my son would totally wig out but I'd be happier than any simile could do justice to!   Could I pick my look?  Could I pick my symbol and colours and stuff?  Rainbow Pony... MGR Pony... Colourswirl Pony... oooo, so many pretty Earth ponies to choose from...

Definitely woohoo, I'm a pony!

Nope, sorry Sug. This isn't the kind where you get to choose. You would be pink with white hair, your symbol would be saltine crackers and a liter of 7 Up, and your name would be Pepto Bismal.

I don't think the majority of you ladies appreciate what a depressing scenario this is supposed to be!

Nope and this surprises you how?

[Sabrina]

Lol! But she'd still be a pink pony at least.

[Rosencrantz]

Always look on the bright side of life, doo doo doo dooo dee doo

[Summer-blade]

meh I kinda like Earthies so I might freak out at first but then be ok with it. I could go hiking a and fallow deer trails a lot easier in the woods.   

I remember an old G1 episode I'm not sure what Earth pony ( Ember maybe? or It might have been bowtie I don't know) it was or what name of the episode was...but the whole first part of the episode this poor Earthie she was getting the bisness from EVERYONE.

The Pegs were teasing her cause she couldn't fly, the Unicorns were teasing her cause she couldn't do magic and she was getting left out in the cold and left behind because "you're just and Earthie!"

I felt so sorry for her it wasn't right! But then that 'plain old earth pony' saved the day when the pegs and unis were captured and couldn't get out of the magically charged cages and oh all the sudden she's not 'just an earthie' any more. I've always admired earth ponies after that they get by on hard work and perseverance.       

[kittybethy]

I would love it!

[Sunshine]

I'd totally be down for just being a pony, even for a day, lol!

[MANIMAL!]

Wow... my son would totally wig out but I'd be happier than any simile could do justice to!   Could I pick my look?  Could I pick my symbol and colours and stuff?  Rainbow Pony... MGR Pony... Colourswirl Pony... oooo, so many pretty Earth ponies to choose from...

Definitely woohoo, I'm a pony!

Nope, sorry Sug. This isn't the kind where you get to choose. You would be pink with white hair, your symbol would be saltine crackers and a liter of 7 Up, and your name would be Pepto Bismal.

I don't think the majority of you ladies appreciate what a depressing scenario this is supposed to be!

Nope and this surprises you how?

Haha, when I was a kid, it used to drive me crazy when I would go to a girl's house and she had earth ponies. I was like, "if you would stop supporting the market for earth ponies, they would stop making them!" Apparently the girls don't feel the same way.

[Sapphire-Light]

Earth ponies can be cool too, in MLPTales cartoon they all were earth and be like a human but in a pony body

They even could write in they notebooks or cook wit their hoofs, had double  joints in the legs and arms  and ride bikes and no magic involved 

Twilight Sparkle can't do any of this witout her magic

[hathorcat]

Earth ponies are BEST ponies.