I take trips to taobao (or the land of misfit toys as I call it) searching for ponies about once a month or so, more out of morbid curiosity than anything else. Sometimes, though, MLPs aren't the only things that show up in my search queries. Sometimes I get plushies, or pillows, or masks and party hats. Other times, I find things like these...
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loginYou know that Woody toy with the messed up face? This is his horse.visitors can't see pics , please
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loginI would not want this hanging on my door.visitors can't see pics , please
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loginDo you like Mario? Taobao doesn't.visitors can't see pics , please
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loginCould this be the king of the land of misfit toys?visitors can't see pics , please
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loginLPS fakies. What can I say? Aside from nope
of course.
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loginDo these animals exist? I hope they exist.And the weirdest one of all (spoilered for dramatic effect)...
That's enough taobao for today. Does anybody else have any strange, creepy or otherwise unsettling taobao finds? If you have, post them here, I'd love to see 'em.