The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[Eviecorn]

Aww.  I'm not gonna corrupt that one, so I give you this ...

Granted, but now everyone loves and respect you so much that you just don't know what to do with your new-found powers. 

I wish my migraine would just go away.

[Luxrayx]

Granted, but now the migraine is sad because you want it gone, so instead you play calming music for it. (Yes, i do know what migraine is )

I wish i had a MIP Rapunzel.

[Salli]

Granted! But she is stored in a sealed, original box from the factory that you can't see through and if you open it, her value will go down by $500 and you aren't allowed to sell her either.

I wish I was a student at Hogwarts...

(p.s. If Hyenacub is an evil genius with evil powers and an anaconda-sized pet snake, is he Voldemort?)

[xeevee]

granted, but you're placed into Slytherin house, where they find out you're a mudblood, so they tease you mercilessly. 

I wish this week would hurry up and end.

[hyenacub]

Granted!  This week has ended.  But NEXT week, your boss  piles on so much work that you never leave the office, and have to work 24/7...

I wish I DID have an anaconda sized snake!  And room to house it.

(Am I Voldemort?  I WILL NEVER TELL!  >: D )

[MidnightFireflies]

Granted! But your giant snake escapes his cage and swallows you whole in the middle of the night!

I wish I could live winter/spring in Texas and summer/fall in Northern Wisconsin 

[xeevee]

granted, but thanks to global warming the weather conditions for those places flip so winter in Texas is full of blizzards and summer in Wisconsin is so hot that it becomes a dessert.

I wish that there were magical elves that took care of my house cleaning.

[spiderwax]

Granted, but these elves require you to leave them cream at night. You forget one night, and they become angry, and trash your house, and go on strike.

I wish I was at Youma Con already.

[NinaMarie]

Granted but you arrived a day late missing your favorite part!

I wish the happiest of lives to that lovely lovely person who broke into my bf's house and made off with his Nike Jordan shoe collection...

[MidnightFireflies]

Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated  fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

I wish I could eat potato chips all day and not worry about gaining weight

[FlitterRose]

Granted,but you eat so much potato chips,you get allergic reaction to potatoes 

I wish I could finally go to the brand new super extreme gondola we have this year (the carnival just arrived in our town ) and after that get down safe and neat with no damages everytime I get in there 

[xeevee]

Granted- but the shoes don't fit that lovely person and they trip and fall hitting their head on a freshly urinated  fire hydrant whereupon they lie in dog pee for the next 2 hours unconscious.

You fell into her trap!  That's what she really wanted!! 

I wish I could finally go to the brand new super extreme gondola we have this year (the carnival just arrived in our town ) and after that get down safe and neat with no damages everytime I get in there 

Granted, but now anytime you aren't in the gondola you fall and hurt yourself.

I wish I wasn't so broke.

[Emberfly]

Granted, but all your new found money must go to charities.

I wish I had an awesome job.

[Sky_Rocket_Sammie]

Granted, you have an amazing job. But no free time for anything but said job.

I wish the weather would cool down.

[FlitterRose]

Granted,but with every new day it keeps getting cooler and cooler,til it get so freezing,you can't even get out of your bed.A new ice era starts! 


I wish classes could start Thursday and finish Friday instead of starting Monday and finishing Friday