The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[SourdoughStomper]

Granted, but you get so engrossed in watching it that you don't get any sewing done.

I wish my daughter didn't get a bread crumb in my jar of mixed nuts. *grumbles about stupid wheat making me stupid sick*

[BeefyDia]

Wish granted, but you ate all the mixed nuts up and had to resort to eating bread instead due to a everything-but-wheat famine! Yikes!

I wish I could ace my final year exams~

[hyenacub]

So she got a crumb in your nuts?  O_O 



Granted!  You ace them.  But it turns out you took all the wrong tests for all the classes you don't have, and failed the ones you needed because you weren't there.

I wish I could draw awesomely and very fast.

[Eluluu]

granted! you draw the most intricate and breathtakingly beautiful things, no matter what it is... but you draw so fast that the friction of the pencil on the paper makes it burn to a crisp, making it impossible to see even a glimpse of your masterpieces, and if you try to draw slower it looks like a 4 year old drew it with a crayon fisted in their off-hand... the big crayons... you know the ones.

I wish FiM has been out longer so there are more than just two seasons to watch. =]

[Sugar]

Okiedokieloki, but now FiM has been around since the early 70s, the animation's atrocious, the stories are typical Saturday morning pap, and some schmoe stuck a laugh track on it besides.

I wish I had enough ponies to share with everypony!

[Salli]

Granted! Congratulations! You are now under house arrest for the next 15 years. And your new cell mate is Martha Stewart and all the ponies are HERS so you have to beg and take her emotional abuse in order to play with them.

Aside from all the ponies belonging to Martha Stewart, that actually doesn't sound so bad.  She taught me how to fold a fitted sheet, and she's great in the kitchen... I'll be stuffing myself with cupcakes all day. 

I learned how to fold a fitted sheet from her too!! Have you read anything about what she's actually like? Yikes! I really should have said Charlie Sheen though
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I wish I had enough ponies to share with everypony!

Granted! They are all scary, face-eating fakies and have serious cancer and hacked-off hair.

I wish I had imprisoned foalpony with Charlie Sheen instead of Martha Stewart. She's having too much fun

[RAMChYLD]

Wish granted. But unfortunately, you are imprisoned along with them. And this time, your ponies are the ones that actually belong to Charlie Sheen, and foalpony's ponies are her own.

I wish shipping that the forwarding costs for the 20 inch Argos exclusive Pinkie Pie didn't cost three hundred fricking Malaysian Ringgits

[Eluluu]

granted! it now costs three hundred Spanish Dubloons!

I wish all of my favorite authors would write more books!

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but they're all blatant rip offs of Twilight.  And not in a good way, if there was one.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

[Eluluu]

*couldnt resist...*
GRANTED! you can now teleport... but what you dont realize is that every time you teleport you leave a little piece of your soul/energy/self behind, in a hollow copy of yourself. you are unaware of the shells you leave behind, like cicada skins on trees, but the strain on your subconcious starts to take its toll...
but you still dont realize what youre doing until its too late. you start to hear what you think are voices but in actuality are the thoughts of your copies... theyre getting hungry... or is it you that is getting hungry... you try to stop teleporting but its become second nature and addictive, soon the shells you leave behind become ravenous as they start to deteriorate, and start feeding on mankind...
the Zombie Appocolypse starts because of the wish of a girl who loves My Little Ponies... and who now loves BRaAAaaaainS!

i wish i knew why my mind goes funny places (and usually ends up with zombies)

[hyenacub]

Granteed!   Here is the reason...Because you are one of those zombies and don't know it and soon you will be nomming brains!

I wish I could see a real ghost.

[xeevee]

Granted, but only when you die and look in a mirror.

I wish my neighbours weren't so noisy.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but that's because they've mysteriously burned their house down and moved away, leaving you with a charred eyesore next door.

I wish this taco didn't give me heartburn ...

[LeighAnnApanites]

*couldnt resist...*
GRANTED! you can now teleport... but what you dont realize is that every time you teleport you leave a little piece of your soul/energy/self behind, in a hollow copy of yourself. you are unaware of the shells you leave behind, like cicada skins on trees, but the strain on your subconcious starts to take its toll...
but you still dont realize what youre doing until its too late. you start to hear what you think are voices but in actuality are the thoughts of your copies... theyre getting hungry... or is it you that is getting hungry... you try to stop teleporting but its become second nature and addictive, soon the shells you leave behind become ravenous as they start to deteriorate, and start feeding on mankind...
the Zombie Appocolypse starts because of the wish of a girl who loves My Little Ponies... and who now loves BRaAAaaaainS!

  That is so amazingly creative and awesome!

Granted, but now antacids give you heartburn.

I wish I could find awesome ponies cheap at the thrift store.

[Dyzarktarzk]

Granted!!  You amazingly cheap ponies!!  But that's because they are worse than in bait condition...  a head, a loose body, a leg...  Missing whole pieces, painted, basically, destroyed.

I wish I could rest the whole month *sigh*