The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[hyenacub]

Granted/  BUt to forget ponies, you have to take up World of Warcraft, and now it takes all of your time going on quests and whatever other madness the WoW players engage in 

I wish I wasn't flatulent.  O_o

[Honey Bunches]

   Oh Cubby - They have Beano for that!

Granted. You will never be flatulent again. Instead, you will stink of garlic.

I wish someone would come and cook a gourmet dinner for my family every Monday evening!

[NinaMarie]

Granted/  BUt to forget ponies, you have to take up World of Warcraft, and now it takes all of your time going on quests and whatever other madness the WoW players engage in 

I wish I wasn't flatulent.  O_o

Noooooo I used to be one of those people! It invaded my dreams and everything! Trying to turn my hobby of crocheting into a business helped pull me out. I still hear it faintly calling to me *shudders*

  Oh Cubby - They have Beano for that!

Granted. You will never be flatulent again. Instead, you will stink of garlic.

I wish someone would come and cook a gourmet dinner for my family every Monday evening!

Granted! But the expense means you'll be washing dishes for a catering company at least half the week

I wish I wasn't so behind on producing Christmas items for my etsy shop. No extra gift buying money for me

[hyenacub]

BUAHAHHA I am evil.  and LOL Yay Beano!

[Psivampyr]

I wish I wasn't so behind on producing Christmas items for my etsy shop. No extra gift buying money for me
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Granted- You do more then you expected and they sell really fast, making much profit!
But all that is left to buy in all the stores for people for gifts is toilet seat covers.

I wish I didn't have trouble with math

[NinaMarie]

Granted! You are a math genious at the expense of your artistic talents

Wish my sister lived closer

Must revive awesome thread!

[hyenacub]

Granted...she lives in the same room as you and you fight constantly over the shrinking available space in said room. 

I wish it was spring already.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but that time shift caused the earth to spin way out of orbit and everyone has now frozen to death.  Way to go! 

I wish I had some chips.

[NinaMarie]

Granted! They are stale..

Wish I moved faster and got more accomplished

[nuttertasha]

granted but now you age to fast as well and everything you get done is done wrong and backwards


i wish i had moved already

[kaninchen]

granted.

you've moved. but something's gone wrong with your new place. a water main burst! so now it's all flooded and you have to live in a motel 6 for 28 days while they fix it.


i wish i spoke russian.

[Sukeile]

Granted!
You can speak it fluently, but you can no longer understand what anyone else is saying.


I wish I could stay home and be lazy this whole month!

[Pheasant]

Granted!
You can speak it fluently, but you can no longer understand what anyone else is saying.


I wish I could stay home and be lazy this whole month!

Granted! But now you can never have a day off from anything ever again.

I wish that my bedroom would clean itself. 

[nuttertasha]

granted but the rest of the world is an untidy mess


i wish i could fly

[hyenacub]

Granted!  But you fly too close to the sun and pull an Icarus.

I wish my neck didn't hurt today.  >C