Wanted: Dead or Alive! (Barnacle XD)

[hyenacub]

Aye, mateys, it be me again, yer favorite Cub!  I be lookin' fer a Barnacle ta buy fer me very own!  And I haven't had th' luck s'far lookin' in the sales ads--anyone got one fer 20 dollars or under, lemme know!  I'd be happy ta take 'im off yer hands!

(Prefer shipping from US, as is much cheaper and can be tracked.  C: )

Cub

[rybett]

So, alive is with his head on, dead is decapitated?

[FairyDust]

Check with emery, I think she has one of those in her sales bin.

[hyenacub]

Argh, no, ye don't have ter behead a bloke ta kill 'im!     Would prefer alive....

Emery?  Shall do, thank ye!  unless she be one o' the scurvy knaves that alredy sold 'im!  D

[rybett]

Cub-man, what have you been drinking, and are you sharing?

[hyenacub]

Mountain Dew...and sure!

[hyenacub]

[Brightglowpony]

While I wish I had a Barnacle for you, I just wanted to say your post cracked me up 

[hyenacub]

LOL Thanks, glad it did.

[rybett]

Dude, saw one on evil bay today.

[hyenacub]

Thanks for the heads up, I'll go check it out!

[NovelNerd]

Dead or Alive jeez dramatic Cub!

We have one here, but since it's my wife's favorite she might murder me if I sold him to you. Good luck finding one. I know I saw one in someone's adds not long ago...but...but I don't remember who.

[Unicorn_pops]

Cub-man, what have you been drinking, and are you sharing?

LoL...
I'll keep my eye out for one!

[hyenacub]