a) be trapped upside-down on a rollercoaster for two hours... eventually I'd pass out and then the time woudl go quicker. Bigger audience and I'd get tv interviews and sue the roller coaster people for my injuries and trauma. Buried I might legitimately die of fear or air loss.
Oops wasnt fast enough... I'd say the bf, could be a cute story late and if I am on a date you know I'd wear something flattering.
Would you rather: give a mint in package Rapunzel to your 3 year old daughter knowing that she WILL rip it open and chew the ears off or let a dog have 1 hour of free for all play with a greek medley?