OUCH! Make me feel better, tell me about your fails...

[Gingerbread]

Other than that i have a scar that will be two years old the week before Halloween that i got at work as well from a crowbar i took to the head.

Crowbar on your head? :O Youwchers...how did that happen?

I had to move house as I couldn't do stairs. I  was always falling up or down them. My OT came over and asked why I didn't go up and down them on my butt, I explained that intentionally doing that hurt my arms and back and most of the time I was going up or down on my butt unintentionally anyway How I love my new bungalow! It only has two steps, one to get in te front door, one to get in the back door. I've lost count of the amount of times I've tripped in and out already, only been here a couple of months

[Water_Fire]

I'm forever tripping over things and catching my arms on doorhandles and the like, but this one was a doozy! A couple of months ago I was walking back into a car park where I'd left my car. The whole thing is surrounded by a silly little fence that's maybe 10 inches tall, so I went to step over it rather than walking all the way around to the entrance. Of course, clumsy disaster area I am, I caught my toe on it and went flying, landing with my full weight on my left arm!

I got back to work and took my jacket off, and saw my left forearm was swollen up like a balloon! A coworker made me go to hospital in case it was broken, and I got it checked out. Luckily it wasn't broken, just very, very bruised and swollen! I have photos somewhere, they're gross. Took ages to go down...

[VanillaBean]

Ouch! Some of these stories sound so painful! 
I've done some incredibly stupid things in my time. I'm prone to feeling freezing in the winter, so I used to sit with a hot water bottle shoved up my jumper. xD
I didn't feel anything at the time, but I ended up with a massive second-degree burn in the shape of polka dots on my stomach that still hasn't gone away.
I must have been pretty darn cold.

[rybett]

Better your stomach than a touch higher up.  Seen that and YOW!